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When you have a full erection, but are unable to cum do to large amounts of alcohol.
Last night I had sex for 3 1/2 hours straight, but did not cum. I was so tired that I just rolled over and went to bed. I had a bad case of "Liquor Mortis".
by Mustang Tossed Salad August 09, 2009
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