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Line beaver

A person (or persons) who disrupts the natural flow of a lineup or queue, much like Canada’s finest five-cent-piece-gracing animal would a stream. The line beaver will rear its ugly head at the least opportune time … like when you’re in a lineup. As the line beaver reaches the cashier, his or her natural instincts kick in and the dam begins to take shape. Characteristics of line-beaverism include, but are not limited to, scrounging for exact change, requesting price checks, coupon sorting, and asking long-winded questions that would be better directed to the customer service desk.
“Hey, let’s jump in the Express lineup—it’s only five people deep… oh wait a sec, (together) LINE BEAVER!
by Cloudsley Hoodspith May 30, 2009
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Beaver Lining

-noun.
1.The pink matter is found just beyond the pussy lips, including the entire vaginal canal.
2.The velvety soft inner wonders of a woman's honey pot.
3.The inside of a furry beaver's coat.
"I tagged her furry little twat til the beaver lining was bruised!"

"I heard that Snapple only uses the best stuff on earth... but, I wonder where they get their beaver lining?"

"I was balls deep in beaver lining!"
by Wellseasoned March 19, 2010
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