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Lincoln Loggin 

The act of naked men stacking themselves on top of one another, mouth to penis, in a way that resembles the child’s building you, Lincoln Logs. The bottom layer of men faces upward and the top layer of men faces downward. Men are connected by a penis-to-mouth chain. It’s essentially a 69 gay orgy.
Person 1: “Hey, I was planning on Lincoln Loggin with some homies tonight. You wanna come?”

Person 2: “Oh, yeah, for sure!”
Lincoln Loggin by allypoo March 14, 2022
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Lincoln Logging 

The act of sitting on a woman's twat and taking a long, stiff, preferably brown stool directly into her vagina until she orgasms.
Timmy: I just gave my girlfriend a lincoln logging last night

Robert: Her vagina probably smells like shit!

Lincoln-Logging 

Much like running a train, you and your friends take turns defecating on a girl's chest and stomach region until some type of crude structure is formed by the feces.
After feeding her ungodly amounts of booze, I was finally able to convince her to let me and my friends do some Lincoln-Logging in her dorm room.
Lincoln-Logging by eops November 1, 2009

Lincoln Logging 

When two women use a turd as a double sided dildo.
I met a hot butch last night and we ended up Lincoln logging till dawn. It was so hot.
Lincoln Logging by SallyCockidilly October 30, 2013

Lincoln Logging 

When 5 or more black men get in a close circle and stack all of their penises on top of one another, similar to the kids toy.
Lincoln logging is a very popular past time in the hood.

Lincoln Logging 

The act of laying down with multiple people where 2 create the base layer, and the next 2 lay on top, and so on and so forth. See Willy Wonka's bed scene where the grandparents are all in bed together, for an example.
Matt: Yo, what should we do tonight?
Lucas: I want to keep it chill - Lincoln Logging sounds nice.
Lincoln Logging by LincolnLogger November 3, 2019

Lincoln logging 

Done in a outside setting, the action of, limited to intent, with purpose,going into a porta potty and dedicating on top of a complete strangers foundation (dedication)
At the festival last weekend Bucky imagined he would build himself a real home made of crap as he sat in the public crap shack, Lincoln logging the biggest and longest turds he could muster
Lincoln logging by Weberspen15 November 7, 2021