Lincoln, MA 

Lincoln is a town near concord, sudbury, wayland etc.. Most guys are douchey and are proud of it and most of the girls are ugly but act like they are hot shit. People who live there have huge houses or live in Lincoln woods. They have a public school that is small but the highschool they share with sudbury people. Everybody who lives there couldn't imagine living in boston. BUT PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN LINCOLN KNOW HOW TO PARTY. they have one restaurant called aka bistro and on wednesdays everybody goes to country pizza because whistle stop sucks.

friend 1: "that kid is amazing and the center of attention everybody loves him i wish i were him he has the best life evar!"

friend 2: "hes probably from Lincoln, MA because hes sick."

Lincoln, MA by mackin'toshalldayerday October 3, 2010

abraham lincoln was a good old man 

abrahaham lincoln was a good old man a dirty nursery rime used by school children and others to poke fun of abraham lincoln

abraham lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand he said excuse me laddies just doing my duty why not pull down your pants and give me some booty

abraham lincoln was a good old man by littlejimmie July 17, 2019

Lincoln, Maine

A stupid little hick-town in a stupid little hick-state. Famous for crappy cops who'll bust you for loitering (on a good day) but completely ignore a murder (i.e. that trucker who "had a heart attack" after being stabbed with a broken beer bottle in a parking lot. Died of "natural causes". bullshit.) The types of people in Lincoln are: for females; whores, prostitutes, sluts, alcoholics, and stoners. for males; douchebags, dicks, man-whores, broke-ass slobs, and, again, alcoholics and stoners, with the occasional crack-cocaine addict.

The new girl's from Lincoln, Maine
Yeah, I heard she only left because her dad murdered some guy and she's pregnant.
What?? She's a freshman!
And? She's from Lincoln.

Lincoln, Maine by thathonestbitch December 12, 2010

lincoln massage 

The act of beating someone with a sock full of pennies, or "Lincolns".

That bitch better do what I say or I'll be giving her a Lincoln massage later tonight.

lincoln massage by Apollo_Creed January 13, 2014

Lincoln Marti Charter School

A school of fake ass, dumbass, and spoiled students. All these fuckers are thots you clouldn’t imagine. The “known girls” are catfishing boys from others schools its hilarious. The less known students are real af so becareful when you go there. The known students are complete idiots and the boys OH don’t get me started they are legitimately dating girls left to right so chill girls and watch out for em fuck boys. The show off girls think they have shit when they don’t and the boys are always judging their bodies. People there will judge you 24/7. If you are planning to go to this school. Trust me don’t go there its filled with idiots, fake people and if you make a friend there you’ll change so fucking fast it’s terrifying. Good luck ;)

- Anonymous

Did you see that Lincoln Marti Charter School girls! They are catfishing other school boys!

Lincoln Marti Charter School by anonymous_angel March 28, 2019

Bloody Mary Lincoln 

While a girl is having her period she knocks her boyfriend out, squats over his forehead, and wipes her bloody vagina juices on him, then shaves his pubes and sprinkles them over his forehead for the bangs. Then she finishes him off by tying a bonnet on his head.abe lincoln

My girlfriend gave me a Bloody Mary Lincoln last night and I still have blood dried to my forehead.

Bloody Mary Lincoln by Blue Sky Blonde January 1, 2012

Mary Todd Lincoln

Mary Todd Lincoln is when a man "takes one for the team" by marrying a very unattractive and emotionally unstable woman.

My friend John is pulling a Mary Todd Lincoln by marrying Bertha. I wonder if he will ask her to do an Abe Lincoln on their wedding night?

Mary Todd Lincoln by Urban Robb February 12, 2014