A human that has a severe limp and is constantly on the lurk for a limpah(their desired mate). Some say Limparoos are inbred Kangaroos.
When a Limparoo finds a potential mate, they stalk them by any means necessary and the final mating ritual of this species is fulfilled by the traditional marsupial dance.
They tend to be quiet aggressive and a sign of their aggression is the wind up of their mangled leg, which is also known as the tumparoo.
Their health and hygiene tends to be quiet poor due to their lack of cleanliness and ability to consume nutritious food.
They are an endangered species. Most have died off in Australia but it is believed that some have migrated to western europe.
It is said that a Limparoo finishes adolescence when their mangled leg heals fully.
When a Limparoo finds a potential mate, they stalk them by any means necessary and the final mating ritual of this species is fulfilled by the traditional marsupial dance.
They tend to be quiet aggressive and a sign of their aggression is the wind up of their mangled leg, which is also known as the tumparoo.
Their health and hygiene tends to be quiet poor due to their lack of cleanliness and ability to consume nutritious food.
They are an endangered species. Most have died off in Australia but it is believed that some have migrated to western europe.
It is said that a Limparoo finishes adolescence when their mangled leg heals fully.
"Did you see that Limparoo back there"
"Yea lets go, quick"
(thump........thump.......thump.....THUMP....THUMP...THUMP..THUMP.THUMP.THUMP)
"I hate when people follow me around"
"I know they're such Limparoos"
"Go away you Limparoo!"
"Yea lets go, quick"
(thump........thump.......thump.....THUMP....THUMP...THUMP..THUMP.THUMP.THUMP)
"I hate when people follow me around"
"I know they're such Limparoos"
"Go away you Limparoo!"
by CFLslsc November 20, 2012