Lillooet 

Native word for 'Wild Onion'. Also known as an infectious disease, which causes madness, premature pregnancy, neanderthallic mindset, and delusions. Lillooet has been isolated to a small area in British Columbia known as Mile 'O' named appropriately as being 'ground zero' of infection. The quarantine area currently holds approximately 3,000 patients in counting. Signs and Symptoms of Lillooet are classified as follows:

In teens:
1. Complete loss of ambition
2. Skipping classes in order to blaze, drink, smoke, walk the halls, and do loser laps downtown
3. Planning bush parties in locations named after dead animals
4. Claiming to enjoy Lillooet

In Adults:
1. All of the above
2. You are still in high school
3. You refer to yourself as a 'Lillooetian'!
4. You are a member of the 'Lillooetians!!' group on facebook.

Lillooet can also lead to Chlamydia, HIV, AIDS, gonorrhea, herpes, and/or pregnancy.

If you see Lillooet or any signs of Lillooet turn around a go the other way. Lillooet has been known to infect people within 2-4 hours. Once you have experience Lillooet you cannot be cured. Just like herpes, it will keep coming back.

Man, big party at Deadhorse this weekend in Lillooet!

Shit, I got the clap in Lillooet!

Did you hear there's a party in Lillooet at the Pits?

Lillooet by Lillooetian July 1, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012