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Lil Wayne is most often defined as a limp wristed, pillow biting, ass pirate. Usually found cruising the bathrooms of the campus, hoping to find a strange and hopefully uncircumcised dick to smoke due to the fact that his sphincter no longer works which causes him to wear diapers that make having anonymous anal sex rather dificult. He is rumored to have swallowed more loads of salty semen than his mother has. Hard to believe but true.
Dude, did you see that jizz juggler Lil Wayne the closeted HOMOwner in the last stall tapping his foot, trying to entice the fat jock drop out frat boys into letting them tickle his tonsils ??
by the jester of all jesterers February 07, 2010
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