Lightning Position 

A sex position normally performed in an abandoned barn or open field during a lightning storm. No animals required.

One individual squats down with his/her hands tied behind their head and blindfolded, then, the other individual puts a dingdong into their mouth, gets under the squatting individual, and uses vertical force to try and shove the dingdong up the anus of the squatting individual quickly... the squatting individual will normally make an erotic sound similar to that of thunder while flashing their nipples, resembling lightning.

Larry got that bitch in lightning position, but his dingdong was too big to shove up the anus.

Lightning Position by jtownman123 August 22, 2009