Lexington Christian Academy 

A conservative, Christian private school that enjoys driving its students to such stress levels that they often compensate by becoming exhausterbated. Homework levels have sometimes been labeled "harmful" or "potentially stressful", although others have found it to more appropriately fall under definition #4 of bitch. (This should not be confused with some of its female teachers and students; definition #3 would be more appropriate.) There is rigorous debate between scholars as to whether or not it should be included on the list of antonyms for chocolate, not the least because the school squelches any legitimaterelationship.

Even though the offender had committed heinous crimes, the court felt that Lexington Christian Academy would be too much for even one such as him to suffer.

Lexington Christian Academy by mateo March 12, 2005