Leftarian 

Leftarian -- lef·tar·i·an

Noun

A person who is culturally and ideologically aligned left but insists they are a part of the libertarian tradition. Leftarians typically profess Hans Hoppe and Murray Rothbard are not "real libertarians." Some leftarians ascribe to Agorism which is an anti wage labor and anti voluntary groups ideology according to it's founder Samuel Edward Konkin. Leftarians exemplify a strategy employed by trotskyists called entryism.

John: Why do you libertarians want abortion, open borders, and associate with black lives matter?
Also why does the majority of your political involvement revolve around pot?

James: Dude, those are leftarians.

Leftarian by Gunguy November 23, 2016

Leftardation 

Excessive brain damage often caused by drinking cyanide-laced Kool-Aid, those who are medically defined to be "Leftarded" appear to have the following symptoms:

Praise for third-world cultures, government structures, and 6th century barbaric war cults.

Praise for failed economic and political models that results in mass genocide.

Refusal to take consequence for their actions, and projects their own hatred on their opponents.

Denial of basic biological functions and cellular makeup.

Excessive weight gain, oversized earlobe earrings, as well as piercings and tattoos covering their bodies.

Hatred of pale skin pigmentation.

Views violent sacrifices of preborn babies as sacred.

Prone to outbursts of tears or anger if emotionally triggered.

Views violation of Federal Immigration Laws as legal.

Belief in state-run propaganda outlets as "truth", while suppressing alternate information.

If you, or a loved one, knows anybody who is a Leftard, the only known solution would be permanent exile to "Leftard Colony" quarantine zones, most notably California or Sweden.

Leftardation is a cancer to a free and properly functioning society, and must be cured at all costs if Western Civilization is to survive this pandemic of idiocy.

Leftardation by lCOYARlCllCOYAR February 15, 2017

latarian 

hoodrats who beat up their grandmas for chicken wings and go for joyrides with their friends who smoke cigarettes

yo man u hear what that latarian did? he beat up his gramma fo some chicken wings!

latarian by i wanna no where da gold at January 18, 2009

latarian 

seven year old hood-rats who steal their grandma's car & go for joyrides.

dang, that kid just pulled a 'latarian'!! she stole her papa's car & went teepeeing all over the hood!

latarian by lakni May 6, 2008

Lesbarian 

An ugly lesbian librarian, who when a girl and or women asks for help finding a book, she is completely unhelpful, usless, and would rather stare at her breasts, then do her job.

Girl: Hi! Can you help me find a book on incest in Hamlet?
Lesbarian: Umm.... :::Stares at nice breasts:::

Lesbarian by Honker Jones April 8, 2008

ledarian 

A wonderful, cool, funny, sexy, cute, handsome, out going person, usually the time to have a baby face or young looking, a friend who will always be there for you through the roughest times, he's a loyal friend and u shouldn't trade him for the world

OMG he's such a ledarian

ledarian by Gk4k in due time July 28, 2014

legetarian 

A being who indulges only in the art of being a total and utter legend. They leave being uncool at home. Often seen doing legendary things, and ledging it up.

Shouldn't be mistaken for a vegetarian.

N.B. Its near impossible for someone to be both a legetarian and a vegetarian at the same time.

Mike: "Aww mate, big Dave's coming out tonight!"

John: "Big Dave?! He's a total legetarian!"

Mike: "Nah man I saw him eating a burger the other week"

John: "...go home Mike..."

legetarian by C.I. August 3, 2009