Law of the Included Middle

The radical principle that for any proposition, it can be both true and false at the same time, directly challenging Aristotle's law of excluded middle (which says a proposition must be either true or false). The law of the included middle acknowledges that reality is often contradictory, that systems can be both functional and broken, that people can love you and hurt you, and that a statement can be accurate in some contexts and false in others. This principle is essential for understanding complex systems, human relationships, and your feelings about your ex—simultaneously the best and worst person you've ever met. The law of the included middle doesn't reject logic; it expands it to handle the beautiful messiness of existence.

Example: "She applied the law of the included middle to her relationship status. 'I'm both happy and miserable,' she said. 'My partner is both wonderful and infuriating. Our relationship is both working and failing.' Her friend said that was impossible. She said that was life. The contradiction didn't need resolution; it needed acceptance. The relationship continued, contradictory and real."

Law of the Included Middle by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026

Spectral Law of the Included Middle

The spectral extension of the law of the included middle, proposing that between any two propositions exists not just the possibility of both being true, but an infinite spectrum of truth-values that participate in both while being reducible to neither. Under this law, the middle isn't a point—it's a continuum, a space where truth and falsehood blend, where propositions can be 30% true and 70% false in one dimension while being the reverse in another. The spectral law of the included middle is the logic of "it's complicated," of "yes and no simultaneously but to different degrees," of the recognition that most important questions don't have binary answers—they have spectral ones.

Example: "He asked if she loved him. She couldn't say yes or no—she loved him in some ways, not in others, sometimes, conditionally, partially. The spectral law of the included middle gave her language for this: 'I'm on the spectrum of love,' she said. 'High on affection, medium on trust, low on patience. The middle isn't one point; it's where I live.' He didn't love the answer, but he couldn't call it dishonest."

Spectral Law of the Included Middle by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016