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Law of dicks 

Law used when trying to estimate how many "dicks" the average girl (not a cum dumpster) has been with. To properly use the law, start with age 17 and add 1.5 dicks for every 3 years until you reach girls current age. When rounding is needed, always round up.

(Age - 17) / 3 * 1.5 = # of Dicks (always round up)
Matt: I just started dating this new girl
Joe: How old is she - how is the law of dicks looking?
Matt: She is 28 so I bet she is at 6 dicks
Joe: Not too bad, hope she knows what she is doing.
Law of dicks by nunzio19 October 5, 2009
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law of the dick

If it doesn't fit in her mouth, it doesn't belong in her vagina
That bitch doesn't know the law of the dick

long dick of the law 

1: the police
2: the legal system in general
"Ok everyone, prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!" - Officer Michaels

long dick of the law 

Gun. Used by Officer Slate in the Movie Superbad.
Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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