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Law of Spectral Evidence

The principle that evidence exists on a spectrum between absolute and relative, with infinite gradations and multiple dimensions. Under this law, a piece of evidence isn't simply strong or weak, conclusive or suggestive—it has spectral properties: strength in some dimensions (directness, reliability), weakness in others (relevance, context-dependence), and different effects on different audiences. The law of spectral evidence recognizes that evidence evaluation is not binary but continuous, that what counts as evidence varies across domains (law, science, everyday life), and that the question isn't "is this evidence?" but "where on the spectrum of evidential force does this fall?" This law is essential for understanding debates where both sides claim evidence—they're often using different spectral coordinates, not disagreeing about the same evidence.
Law of Spectral Evidence Example: "She evaluated the evidence using spectral analysis, mapping it across dimensions: directness (high for eyewitness testimony, low for circumstantial), reliability (medium—witness had poor eyesight), relevance (high to the case, low to motive), persuasiveness (depends on jury). The spectral coordinates explained why the evidence might convince some jurors and not others. The law didn't predict the verdict, but it showed why prediction was hard."
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016