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faded, fucked and laughed at 

A phrase describing a debilitated person who has essentially ruined their life and relationships, usually via an addiction.
My dad used to lift his beer can high and toast the moment as he chuckled and blithely repeated, “well here I am, faded, fucked and laughed at!”

Lougheed 

A man who has a large obsession wit cows and rocks. he also thinks the world is flat. :)
Mr. Lougheed's favorite student is Ahmed
Really, I thought it was Nick

Dude she laughed my dick out 

When you are balls deep and make her laugh so hard, your dick gets pushed out.
"So how was last Cherry?"
"Fucking incredible. Although at one point I cracked a joke, and .... Dude she laughed my dick out.

Lougheed 

An official flat Earth society member. Also a crazy geography teacher. He has an obsession with cows and rocks.
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Mr. Lougheed"s favorite students are Ahmed and Nick

Live Laughed Loved 

When a middle-aged white woman askes if you are saved in the name of the only one true God in heaven and then continues to shit talk you to your face. You know this has happened when she says "Oh bless your heart!" and smiles. Preferably only uses essential oils for medicine.
White Woman: Have you been saved yet in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost?
You: No I Haven-
WW: Well that explains a lot

You: Ma'am I-

WW- No, I don't think you should speak sugar, you'll just embarrass yourself. BYE NOW!
You: I think I just got Live Laughed Loved

I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

What happens when you see/watch/do/hear something obscenely funny
Me- so, what did you think of my jokes?

Shawn B.- I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

Me- Wow, thanks!