Lap Candy

A relationship based on only sexual needs with no emotional connection.

A girl/boy whose only purpose is to service their lover whenever needed.

"Hey baby want to come over and be my lap candy? I'll lick you all night long."
"Ohhh I'm getting soaked already be there in a few!"

"Dude Julie is my lap candy."
"I heard she was Kevin's lap candy for awhile. I'd be careful man she's a total slut!"

Lap Candy by Anona1989 May 1, 2009

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Lap Candy

Very similar to arm candy, but the lady sits on the man's lap. The lady can be going out with the man, or she just decided to sit there, making the guy look cooler.

Wow was Cassidy Jack's lap candy last night?

Yeup Jack looked pretty cool with Cassidy on his lap.

Lap Candy by MGunner December 11, 2011

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Related Words

Lap Candy • lap • lap dance • lap dog • lap ham • lap job • Lap sitting month • Lap Hog • lap licker • Lap Trap

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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