lankenstein

A lanky person who walks with their arms like a Tyrannous Rex or a mentally challenged child

Wow Connor is a real lankenstein his arms are so long and lanky he has to walk like a t-rex

by Jesus Suarez August 18, 2016

Lankenstein

A slur for tall people

“Get that cup off the shelf fucking lankenstein”

by Lankenstein November 4, 2025

Bankenstein

A failed Irish bank that is revived by the government and goes on to bully and terrorise its customers

A Bankenstein is a failed Irish bank that is revived by the government and goes on to bully and terrorise its customers.

by Fawn Dog April 22, 2015

evan blankenstein

When your friend is being so God damn weird that you don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.

Holy shit that guy is really pulling a Evan Blankenstein

by I dont give 2 shits October 9, 2017

jankenstein

anyone showing janky behavior or doing something jank or janktified to a unbelievable degree.

Can you believehe came up in here wearing that bullshit, looking like jankenstein himself.

You locked ya keys in the car with the car running? That's that jankenstein shit right there.

by King Swag July 30, 2008

Wankenstein

A wankenstein is produced through the act of wanking so hard that the friction produces an electrical charge. This charge is then passed onto the sperm. One of these sperm will inevitably, once conceived and given birth to, become a wankenstein. The product is not only a wankenstein but is also a savage monster with a 15inch penis. Once enraged, the wankenstein' s penis will, in a similar manor to a hose, spray killer sperm onto its victims who are them devoward alive. Should a wankenstein ever impregnate a female, the offspring will also be a wankenstein. This cycle will continue and 'give birth' to the wankenstein apocolips.

The wankenstein broke into school this morning and killed Mr Squarkings

by Boogle Monster November 16, 2017

Yankenstein

A woman who is too nasty to have sex with, but you'll allow her to yanky-yank on your pecker, as long as nobody will find out.

I was so horny that I let this Yankenstein jack me off behind a dumpster.

She's so ugly she could never be my girlfriend, but I'd let her be my Yankenstein.

by PurpleTantrum September 6, 2018