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When Middle and High school students fight about who's language is best/least gay/coolest.

French and German almost always lose, simply because French is too gay-sounding and German is more or less useless.
Connor and Becky (both of whom took spainish)started a language war. They decided to play dirty and called Mary and Kelly nazis for taking German for the third year in a row.
by Stonebadger August 13, 2007
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