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A woman who is - essentially - a fat "yenta" know it all. Most commonly a Lameesh is described as a 'fat ignorant cow', because they always moo and force their snout into business that is not their own. They're ignorant about how to really act around people, and are selfish cows. They typically are very over-weight as well. It's normal for a lameesh to act as if they're the Queen of their social clique, even when they are really just the peasants of the barnyard.

Lameesh='Fat Ignorant Cow'.
Wow! Your girlfriend is such a lameesh! Watch out, I think she left a cow patty on the floor. . .
Lameesh by Tritri February 25, 2008
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A person who is so sexy yet so cute, Their smile lights up a room and they're so loving and caring and put others first. Lamees is also very strong and brave
I'm in love with her, she's a Lamees
Lamees by Cuchie maker May 24, 2019
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There are few words other than 'perfect' that can describe the raw beauty of a Lamees. An absolutely beautiful, kind, big hearted, caring, loving, generous, sweet, cute catooo who makes the best girlfriend even to walk the surface of the planet. She can make anyone's day 200X better by just talking to them. Also a massive NF fangirl. Overall an amazing, wonderful, fantastic person.
"I love you so much! You're my Lamees!"
Lamees by Seschwanbam July 4, 2019
A true wife. The very definition of love, happiness, and our joy in your life. A heart of pure gold. Goes above and beyond for friends, family and humanity. Her beauty and body are out of this world. A builder and a true family women who takes care of business. Has good credit, invests and builds. She is every mans dream and every women’s nightmare. Humble, passionate and loyalty unmatched. Mesmerizing, beautiful and a true angel from heaven. The best you’ll ever have and if you lose her you will never feel such intense of a love lost. True definition of a woman in every way. Intelligence unmatched.
She’s has the beauty and brains that are out of this world. She is a true angel. Her name is Lamesha
Lamesha by Trustworthy1215!!!! November 24, 2021
A person (mostly a girl) who can light up your day with her beautiful smile and she'd get you in trouble if you start staring at her beauty. She likes to cuddle and to make you feel special ones in a while. I adore her very much.
Lamees lit up my life about 2 months ago.
Lamees by TheRealMVP. June 15, 2016

lakeesha, keesha 

It means "She who lives" or"The favourite child". Exotic-sounding, it is a beautiful name that was very popular during the late 20th century. An outgoing, friendly and outspoken woman. A gorgeous person with a trusting nature.
lakeesha, keesha by crim2004 February 4, 2010

Laneesha 

Laneesha is a caring, sensitive, pretty, thick girl. Laneesha speaks her mind at certain times. Laneesha keeps it real wit you. Laneesha is very protective over what's hers.
That girl laneesha slapped a girl because she pushed her boyfriend.
Laneesha by Thickumsss May 29, 2018
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