Lahzon 

The lahzon is when something is so incredibly cool that It surpasses any word no known to the english Language. When one is in or at the Lahzon they are at a state of Nirvana.

Tommy went to the Lahzon today and never came back!

Lahzon by BDP493 February 23, 2010

lazone

A straight up twixer from chi-town. One who is known to be lazy. One who looks mighty hunky in a beanie, and enjoys such hobbies as throwing up in one's mouth. Very well known for his willy, and their 3 companions, also known as, Paul Wall, Nelly, and Jermaine Dupri. One who enjoys legandary artists such as Bob Dylan, Eric Clapton, and the very famous Jimi Hendrix who also enjoyed such hobbies as throwing up in one's mouth, resulting in his death. If there is anything more to be learned, just im him at Lazone36. He'll be happy to talk to you.

Me: Lazone, how come you never visit me?
Lazone: Because I am afraid you might strike me with jealousy

lazone by Tater_Tizzle May 26, 2006

joe lauzon 

The MMA fighter who knocked out preciously undefeated Jens Pulver in his UFC debut. Lauzon also appears on Spike TV's The Ultimate Fighter 5 as a contestant.

joe lauzon would beat you up

joe lauzon by JT Wolfe April 7, 2007

harrold lahoonier 

Harrold Lahoonier is a lad from the imaginary Country of Australia, he is very short and will more than likely say happy birthday to you if approached, be like Harrold, Harrold is cool.

I saw Harrold Lahoonier today; he said Happy Birthday to me, what a nice lad.

harrold lahoonier by Hola amigo April 20, 2023

Lazonby 

Lazonby is a village in the North East of England. It beholds many famous personnels such as Sheila, the bald shop clerk who has an obsession with Cuisine de France, Nylon Sue, the infamous porn star, Russell, the only gay in the village and of course, his dog Smartie. (who he had christened.) The village is full of farmers, and of course, lurking in the scummy end of the village lay the chavs. These chavs like to dress in trackies, Fred Perry raincoats and crappy trainers from Tescos. They lack the ability to speak properly and most have not yet learnt to read or write. I do suggest you stay clear of this part of Lazonby, unless you wish to partake in drug inhaling and alcohol consuming. The land is ruled by the blue party, of course, the Conservatives. This is plainly because the county is inhabited by ill-educated chavs and farmers who know so little about politics that they think Nick Clegg is Humpty Dumpties Uncle and that David Cameron is a fictional character from the Twilight Saga. The MP that reigns here lives under the name of "Rory the Tory" and is worshipped by the farmers and their mothers. He is not as dull as you may think though, as he once tutored the two Princes. How exciting, I bet he had tea with Queen many a time. I heard they're making a film about him and two rumoured castings are Robert Pattinson and also Brad Pitt.
Now you may be thinking, Rory? Russell? NYLON SUE? This sounds an amazing place to live... but alas, it is not.
You have been warned.

There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
and the chavs of the world inhabit it
and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit
and it goes by the name of Lazonby.
At the top of the hole sit the privileged few
Making mock of the farmers in the lonely zoo
turning beauty to filth and greed...
I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders,
for the cruelty of chavs is as wonderous as can be
but there's no place like Lazonby!

Lazonby by imakefaces September 2, 2012

larzonify 

verb- "lar" pronounced as in "lair." The act of spacing out, "zoning" out, tuning out, or disregarding information of irrelivent nature. Examples: in a class, meeting, social situation, etc. Origin: prefix "lar"- a friend's creation; "zon" as to be "in the zone." Slang: larzonifyin'(state of being- to be larzonifying).

Man that meeting was so dry! I had to larzonify in there before John showed up with his computer.

larzonify by dyolf2000 January 9, 2009

laizons 

1. the contact or connection maintained by communications between units of the armed forces or of any other organization in order to ensure concerted action, cooperation, etc.
2. a person who initiates and maintains such a contact or connection.
3. an illicit sexual relationship.

Stefan acted as a laizons between Lisa and the partygohards

laizons by YOOAAOAOAO FACE April 6, 2009