A rare species that is spineless and cold blooded. Tends to bite off the balls of it's mate after conception and make a hand bag out of the ball skin. Typically a passive aggressive animal that is very friendly when you are face to face, but uses its venomous claws to tear the flesh off of your back when you turn away. A Labbee will prey on small children and it's ball-less mates. This rare species of carnivore is primarily found in the Mid-West, on the reservation, and sometimes migrates depending on the location of it's baby daddy.
"Was that a Labbee I just saw hiding in the bushes? I thought they only came out at night to suck the souls out of little children!"
by libertybell20 March 27, 2010
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Get the Stinky LaBeef mug.The act of having beer poured into one's mouth as they are laying on the ground in a supine position. The container(s) dispersing the aforementioned beer(s) shall be held by a qualified pourer approximately 2-5 feet from the ground/laybeeree's face. In order to compensate for wind or shaky pouring, the drinker will form a funnel with their hands to catch the beer. This activity truly shows the true grit of a drinker, as it is comparable to being water boarded with beer.
Johnny: "Wow, that was really an impressive laybeer!"
Jenny: "Sure was, he was able to laybeer two whole beers without moving."
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Dude, that Labbie needs to get out more.
It's OK, he is just a Labbie, he'll be fine once he calms down.
It's OK, he is just a Labbie, he'll be fine once he calms down.
by NorCalLabbie February 21, 2011
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