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A rare species that is spineless and cold blooded. Tends to bite off the balls of it's mate after conception and make a hand bag out of the ball skin. Typically a passive aggressive animal that is very friendly when you are face to face, but uses its venomous claws to tear the flesh off of your back when you turn away. A Labbee will prey on small children and it's ball-less mates. This rare species of carnivore is primarily found in the Mid-West, on the reservation, and sometimes migrates depending on the location of it's baby daddy.
"Was that a Labbee I just saw hiding in the bushes? I thought they only came out at night to suck the souls out of little children!"
Labbee by libertybell20 March 27, 2010

Stinky LaBeef

A largo male. A person that lacks knowledge of vintage firearms. A guy with law enforcement backgrounds
Stinky Labeef really shot up that guy's ceiling!!!!!!
Stinky LaBeef by MILK MAN III December 27, 2011
Related Words
Labbee • Labeeb • Labbies • labbie • labeeba • labeed • Labeef • Labeena • LaBree • Labbes
The act of having beer poured into one's mouth as they are laying on the ground in a supine position. The container(s) dispersing the aforementioned beer(s) shall be held by a qualified pourer approximately 2-5 feet from the ground/laybeeree's face. In order to compensate for wind or shaky pouring, the drinker will form a funnel with their hands to catch the beer. This activity truly shows the true grit of a drinker, as it is comparable to being water boarded with beer.
Johnny: "Wow, that was really an impressive laybeer!"
Jenny: "Sure was, he was able to laybeer two whole beers without moving."
LayBeer by BeerLaid July 6, 2011
someone who looks good and is intelligent aswell. Beauty with brains.
Labeeb's usually a name of a person.
Labeeb by Moonytonks November 21, 2018

Labeeqah 

An extremely deep and pure soul, one in a million, put-a-smile-on-your-face kinda girl. Beautiful, strong, loving and good hearted.
Hey, she's a real Labeeqah, isn't she!?
Labeeqah by Lola's Guy August 6, 2019
Any worker at one of the Department of Energy's National Laboratories, including Lawrence Livermore, Los Alamos, Pacific Northwest, Savannah River, Oak Ridge, and any many more. The title is usually accompanied by lanyards with multiple security badges and Operational Risk Management (ORM) cards, pocket protectors, and glasses straight out of the Manhattan Project. Subjects scare easily and are often seen riding around on 1960's bicycles, reminiscing about "the old days", and attending fun conferences on the thermo nuclear fusion process and other easy-to-grasp concepts.
Dude, that Labbie needs to get out more.

It's OK, he is just a Labbie, he'll be fine once he calms down.
labbie by NorCalLabbie February 21, 2011
Vagina Lips
Me and my buddy in vegas peeling back labbes
Labbes by labbes January 23, 2010
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