LSIAB 

Life Sure Is A Bitch. Used to express bad feelings about something that happened, or is going to happen in life.

I sure wish I had a dog, but my Mom made us give them up, and they will probably die from depression.

LSIAB!!!!

I agree.

I'm sorry this happened.

That's normal for us. Our house is not the normal house. Its not all that good if you know what I mean.

Like I said, "LSIAB."

LSIAB by ventilator1000 January 5, 2010

21st century liability 

I'm a 21st century liability
I'm a 21st century liability
I'm a 21st century liability
(Bang, bang, bang)
It's all bollocks
I'm a 21st century liability
I'm a 21st century liability
I'm a 21st century liability
(Bang, bang, bang)
It's all bollocks

Were all made from the spawn of the devil. I'm a 21st century liability.

21st century liability by Losercakes101 July 12, 2019

Liabilibuddy

A friend or acquaintance who always seems to get you in trouble while you are in his or her company despite your best efforts to steer clear of the imminent danger. Therefore, you end up liable for his or her actions.

Well, of course we both ended up in the clink last night no thanks to Bill, my perennial liabilibuddy.

Liabilibuddy by onemanfunplan November 25, 2009

Liabetic 

Noun. Particularly overbearing and sanctimonious man who professes that he cannot eat pastry stuffs because of his blood sugar problems and then scarfs as many sugary things into his hypocritical gob as fast as he can when he thinks no one is looking

"Did Michael have a piece of that cake?"
"Yeah, he did."
"But I thought he was diabetic!"
"No, he's a liabetic."

Liabetic by CommanDOH! March 29, 2009

Liability 

Someone who is just a pain in the ass, a hassle, a nuisance, or all of the above. More often than not is your significant other.

Original Liability: Daelyn Henderson

Grant: Jake, I have one word to describe her.

Jake: What
Grant: LIABILITY BABY

Liability by oneguytrain June 24, 2018

liabetes 

A transferrable disease relating to compulsive lying about any and all subjects. It is said there are 'carriers' of the liabetic gene spread amongst the general public.
Extensive research continues to cure these 'carriers' but thus far the research, based out of Dunedin and Ashburton, has been unsuccessful

Mark: "Hey bro you coming home for this holiday?"
Jason: "Oh nar man I'm staying down south with my mrs Tiff cos she cant get back to Tauranga"
Mark: "Dude you don't even have a girlfriend, this is just like yesterday when you told me you didn't know what a muscle hampster is.... i think you have liabetes"
Jason: "But I never lie"
Mark: "Right there. You are a carrier of liabetes"

liabetes by Browntown154 October 14, 2010

21st century liability 

An album written by Dominic Harrison also known as YUNGBLUD.

"Hey have you listened to 21st century liability?"

21st century liability by Losercakes101 July 12, 2019