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Acronym for "Laughing Quietly to Myself"... along the same lines of LOL (Laugh out Loud), but quieter.
Most useful in the workplace when you can't laugh out loud and have to muffle the chuckle under your breath.

Can also be used in a public setting if reading a text or IM on a mobile device and want to avoid being seen as a loud laugher, especially when by oneself.

Ex: LQM!!!
LQM by mammaCI April 10, 2011
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meaning "lame" but in an ancient language that is dead now. it is very fune
Person 1: I just got a new iPad!
Person 2: lqme
lqme by maggachee December 23, 2020
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Laughing quietly in my head. (For those who are tired of "LOL" because you aren't actually laughing out loud.
My butt itches... LQMH
LQMH by pattysu January 18, 2011

tiffaknees / lqmzn 

an absolyte gay dumbass who seems to be too hapy on a daily basis and cant speel when on their lapop and mader deer east's favorite chilf

aslo that one perosn who cant stikc to one eidting style but is attemottingn to >:}
tiffaknees / lqmzn is a fag who spams letters

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026