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(Pronounced L-O-Hell) A hell-like feeling you get when you discover you are chatting with somebody who pays no attention to you and simply says "LOL" all day hoping you wont discover you're practically talking to a wall.
John: So yeah I'm trying to get--
Bill: LOL!
John: Can you stop with the "LOL"? It's getting annoying.
Bill: LOL!
John: Oh lord, LOHell...
LOHell by Ozzy Osbourne January 13, 2008
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Basically when everyone you chat with online just says LOL because they don't care about what you're saying and you can't find someone who actually chats with you.
Chat 1:

Person 1: Hello! I had a pretty good day today.
Person 2: Lol

Chat 2

Person 1: Hey. I just got done gaming
Person 3: Ok lol

Chat 3:

Hey, I'm good, how are you?
Person 4: yea lol

LOHell
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A Lovelle is a chick with a very unique name. She thinks she is ugly, but to be honest she is very pretty. She is the sweetest person you will ever meet, but if you get on her nervous she could kill you in your sleep. She is that person who doesn't care what other people think and if you ask her out she would probably say no unless it is Thor. So, if you ever meet Lovelle you are very lucky.p
Guy:" did you ask Lovelle out?"

Guy:" no she declined me like, Again!"
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Lowell, Massachusetts 

A dirty fuckin city where everyone either smells like ass, you can find drugs on the preschool playground, guns in bushes, and smoochies after school

highlands: its dirty, everyone is crazy, you can buy or sell a gun or drugs, whole lotta gang shit going on, and full of asians, hispanics, and some blacks
acre: where you will find everything i listed in for the highlands but worse
pawtucketville: mostly full of rich snobby kids that try to act hard and get their ass kicked by guys from back central, highlands, acre, or centerville

centerville equally as bad as highlands and acre but more shooting and fights than anything else
south lowell: ghetto but not as ghetto as the acre, highlands and the villie
downtown: home to the crackheads, homeless people, and Lowell high school where you can find anything from the smoochies, drugs, and gangs to a half assed education u will forget after senior year
back central: we dont talk about back central, just know its scary there
belvidere: the closer it is to dt the more ghetto it gets

noteable gangs:
YBD
YCH
TMB
ABZ
BTK
theres more but i dont care too much to add them here
person 1: Lowell, Massachusetts fucking sucks

person 2: on god it does
Lowell, Massachusetts by 978.IPAR September 2, 2022

Lowell, Indiana 

Lowell is a small town in Northwest Indiana where most older men are farmers and the kids have nothing to look forward to when they grow up.
I hate living in Lowell, Indiana, I don't know what I'm going to do with my life.
Lowell, Indiana by whoisshe? May 7, 2011
n. a phenomenal woman with the capacity to achieve any goal she REALLY sets her mind to. Skilled at everything from commanding the catwalk to sterilizing an entire house, she also is able to party harder, dress better, and find justification for any action imaginable. Is prone to car trouble.
Before the mist had cleared from the early morning, Louella had washed and ironed the uniforms, made pancakes, organized a closetful of cosmetics, packed her bags for each of her three jobs, and roused six heavy sleepers enough to launch them into this unpredictable world. Oh, and she set up her schedule for the next three months.
Louella by Volupia February 4, 2010

lowell grube 

A dirty sheep fucker that claims to be religious, but lives a life of drugs and animal molestation. Short in stature, usually resembling a troll or hobbit. Has trouble with getting erection, so has to beat up women or small children in order to feel like a man.
Farmer Jed just had to chase away another lowell grube out of the sheep barn.
lowell grube by Davey Quinn January 26, 2018
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