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This is the optional word to LMAO for us people that got NO ASS

Laughing Mah (No Ass) Off

is we continued to put LMAO we would eventually run out the lil bit of ass we do have (; spread the word to all those lil/no ass people!!!
E>Those old man's lips looked a lil T00 glossy
A>Eww you were checking out his lips?? o.0 LM_O
LM_O by Ale&Eve(; December 18, 2011
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J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M 

Abbreviated acronym for just fucking kill me or leave me alone I'm tired of you fuckin stalking me
J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with

l.m.e.y.o.s.y.s.a.c.i.m.o 

let me eat yo open sandwich yam salad and caramel iced macchiato ostrich
When you wanna get freaky with yo girl, yo tell her; “l.m.e.y.o.s.y.s.a.c.i.m.o.” *add winky face*

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Basically the thing that comes out whenever you copy and paste the upper tab of the Urban Dictionary site.
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the result of copying and pasting the text at the top of your screen.
i was so bored i put

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Now you thought searching this will result in nothing? LOL!

You must be bored or something

Anyways, this was the thing you see when going to the "Browse" dropdown button in the Urban Dictionary menu bar.
Someone: I want to see every word in Urban Dictionary that starts with CI
Someone: *Goes to the "Browse" dropdown button*
Urban Dictionary: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new
Someone: Oh, I know it!
Someone: *Clicks on C*
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Someone: *Clicks on CI*
Urban Dictionary: *Shows every single word that starts with CI*
Someone: There!

Plan L-M-N-O-P 

Every girl has a back-up plan, a plan B, or even plan C when trying to get laid. Some girls have a longer list that go all the way to L-M-N-O-P (like mine).

The "L-M-N-O-P's" are your last resort. He doesn't care that your stumbling and slurring your speech. He doesn't care that you have been dancing with other guys all night. He doesn't care that you haven't shaved your legs. He is the guy that will take you as you are no matter what just to get a shot at you. They lower their standards for you because you are drunk, they will probably never have a shot at you again, or the times they had you they really liked the cookie. But you lower your standards because they aren't attractive, you haven't found anyone better, or the last time you guys hooked up he didn't lay it down. The LMNOP's are an option that you just don't take.

My advice, just go home.
aimee: i need a quickie tonight

ashlee: why dont you call johnny over?

aimee: he was super lame last time we hooked up

ashlee: oh so he's your plan B now?

aimee: nah, more like a Plan L-M-N-O-P. Ya know, i'm really tired..maybe I should just go home alone tonight
Plan L-M-N-O-P by Good Girlz Gone Bad September 11, 2011
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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