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This is the optional word to LMAO for us people that got NO ASS

Laughing Mah (No Ass) Off

is we continued to put LMAO we would eventually run out the lil bit of ass we do have (; spread the word to all those lil/no ass people!!!
E>Those old man's lips looked a lil T00 glossy
A>Eww you were checking out his lips?? o.0 LM_O
by Ale&Eve(; December 18, 2011
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J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M

Abbreviated acronym for just fucking kill me or leave me alone I'm tired of you fuckin stalking me
J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with
by AnnoyedbyBRBS June 10, 2022
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l.m.e.y.o.s.y.s.a.c.i.m.o

let me eat yo open sandwich yam salad and caramel iced macchiato ostrich
When you wanna get freaky with yo girl, yo tell her; โ€œl.m.e.y.o.s.y.s.a.c.i.m.o.โ€ *add winky face*
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Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories Store Blog in and clicked search
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Now you thought searching this will result in nothing? LOL!

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Anyways, this was the thing you see when going to the "Browse" dropdown button in the Urban Dictionary menu bar.
Someone: I want to see every word in Urban Dictionary that starts with CI
Someone: *Goes to the "Browse" dropdown button*
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Plan L-M-N-O-P

Every girl has a back-up plan, a plan B, or even plan C when trying to get laid. Some girls have a longer list that go all the way to L-M-N-O-P (like mine).

The "L-M-N-O-P's" are your last resort. He doesn't care that your stumbling and slurring your speech. He doesn't care that you have been dancing with other guys all night. He doesn't care that you haven't shaved your legs. He is the guy that will take you as you are no matter what just to get a shot at you. They lower their standards for you because you are drunk, they will probably never have a shot at you again, or the times they had you they really liked the cookie. But you lower your standards because they aren't attractive, you haven't found anyone better, or the last time you guys hooked up he didn't lay it down. The LMNOP's are an option that you just don't take.

My advice, just go home.
aimee: i need a quickie tonight

ashlee: why dont you call johnny over?

aimee: he was super lame last time we hooked up

ashlee: oh so he's your plan B now?

aimee: nah, more like a Plan L-M-N-O-P. Ya know, i'm really tired..maybe I should just go home alone tonight
by Good Girlz Gone Bad September 11, 2011
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