LMSBL 

Licking my sexy black lips

black men do this when they want to flirt with a girl over the internet. A lot of people do this, that's why a lot of people lips are chapped so they LMSBL and then their lips are moist and ready to smack. But not just men do this women do this to, they think they have big lips but a lot of them don't so leave this for people with big lips

bob: hey baby ;) LMSBL
bobette: eww.... use chap-stick

LMSBL by autored August 3, 2012

LMSBS

Lick My Sweaty Ballsack

"You are such a fucktard, wtf is your problem? LMSBS"
"No, you LMSBS, Bitch!"

LMSBS by lmsbs master August 26, 2009

LMSBS

Created during a boring day, it has become standard abbreviation for "Lick My Sweaty Ball Sack", commonly used during msn conversations.

Alex : I fucked ur mum
Tom : Did u now?? u dirty spunkbubble!
Alex : lmsbs mutherfucker!
Tom : Cock it

LMSBS by Wisemayno September 1, 2009

lesbloitate 

the act of either engaging in a lesbian-associated activity or speaking suggestively to a friend as if wanting to engage in a lesbian associated activity for a desired effect from surrounding guys, or possible lesbians. Can only be done between two girls

If you are a girl and hold on to a friend's butt who is also a girl to catch the attention of any of the guys who are within the vicinity.

lesbloitate by Gertrude Loughmah July 7, 2005

lmbl 

Living my best life

I just got a new job. I’m really out here lmbl

lmbl by Notoriousnicc November 17, 2017

LMBLKAO 

Laughing My Black Ass Off. Generally used by black people but can be utilized by a white person if the timing is right.

AAAAHHHH-HAAAAAAAA DA GIRL WHOOOOOPED DAT ASS PUNKASS WHITEBOY GOT FUCKEDUP BY A SISTER AND SHORTY JUMPIN FROM BEHIND DAT BOY SOFT MADE LIKE LIQUID HE LUCKY MOMMY SAVED HIM A DAY OF HURT EMERGENCY ROOM SERVICE LMBLKAO

LMBLKAO by amun19 September 8, 2010

LMSL 

Loosing my shit laughing

Oh my gawd, I'm loosing my shit laughing (lmsl)!

LMSL by iz_me November 11, 2011