LITW

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LITW - Laugh Into The Wall

For everytime you're laughing so hard you can't stand up without holding onto/leaning on the wall.

I LITW whenever someone says something funny.

Student 1: Did you see Mrs. Samsin trying to mince the other day?
Student 2: That walk was hilarious!
Student 1: Yeah, I totally had to LITW

LITW by AelfMorts February 24, 2010

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litwack

A chronic masturbating lesbian, who thinks that she is straight.

"I think that girl is a litwack," said Jake. "Why would you say that?" asked Morris. Jake responds, "because she keeps on rubbing her pussy and screaming, 'I'm not gay, I'm not gay,' while making out with that girl."

litwack by jack offmore March 24, 2008

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Litwacky

super gay

I can't drink Hornsby's all day. That stuff has like 200 calories a pop!
Wow, that's super Litwacky

Litwacky by tittypain August 8, 2010

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Litwashed

(adj.) when you get too high or when someone looks too high

Marci was litwashed last night

Litwashed by Big quis June 12, 2017

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Josh Litwinko

Usually a fat ass guy who is kind to most people, genuinely a lovely person, friends with most

You acting like a Josh Litwinko

Josh Litwinko by Ben Wild69 May 28, 2021

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Litwin

1. A person who manages to find imperfection in all females, hot or not, thus never capitalizing on sexual opportunities.

2. Elitiest, Wanna-be Socialite.

Bill pulled a Litwin when he mentioned he wouldn't give Pamela Anderson the time of day, because she had man hands.

Example of a Litwin: "Man, I'd never do Jessica Alba because her nostrils are too flared.

Litwin by Brandy Butler May 18, 2008

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Litwin

The greatest insult that can be given to any hockey player. Said player must have a girlfriend.

Guy 1: Sorry guys I have to go hang out with my girlfriend so thats why im leaving now.
Guy 2: Alright Litwin!

Litwin by YHS Hockey March 30, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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