Non-premium, ad-free version of LGBTQ+ service.
the LGBTQ free package only includes 4 labels to choose from (Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Trans) plus 2 hidden easter eggs for new users to discover (Queer/Questioning). Pansexual, intersex and other options can be unlocked through the paid LGBTQ+ subscription, or otherwise through the 'Queer' easter egg.

Benefits of the free version:

- various unlockable NPCs, like Alan Turing, Marcel Proust, Tchaikovsky and Lenin's polyamorous communist girlfriends, Inessa Armand and Nadezhda Krupskaya
- no bonus posters of Marquis de Sade, Rasputin, and Nero, destroyer of Rome, which will only clutter your bedroom and invite criticism & unwanted questions from guests.

- no bonus framed Tumblr fanart of LGBTQ historical figures and therefore

- no need to explain to your Greek relatives why you have a portrait of fanart of Alexander the Great, a controversial Macedonian, hanging up in your bedroom.
- no bonus antique wallpaper of Erich Honecker and Leonid Brezhnev sharing a kiss in 1979, in celebration of the ten-year anniversary of Stonewall

- still lots of kinky fun available for the adventurous at no additional price

#1

Brenda: I'm thinking of upgrading my subscription plan from LGBTQ to LGBTQ+.
Riley: No need Brenda, I already bought the bootlegged version when I was travelling *wink*

#2
Kid at the supermarket: Mum, can we get LGBTQ+?

Kid's mum: No, we have LGBTQ at home already.

Kid: But I want LGBTQ+.

Kid's mum: Be quiet and go read some Elsa x Anna fanfiction instead.

LGBTQ by existential dread January 10, 2022

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LGBTQ

A yummy, nutritious sandwich with Lettuce, Guacomole, Butter, Turkey and quark.

To make LGBTQ, we're gonna spread some butter at the bottom bun and we're gonna spread some quark at the top bun, to smelt the butter we're going to put newly hotted turkey on top of the spreaded butter and lettuce top of that some guacomole top of that That's it, Bon appetit!

LGBTQ by F_31 July 6, 2022

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lgbtq community

lettuce guacamole bacon tomato queso community

hey have you heard about the lgbtq community sandwich?

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LGBTQ

LGBTQ - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans-Gender or Questioning.

The Purple, In The LGBTQ Flag Means " Spirit "

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Gay

The LGBTQ community is gay

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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