Kytana

Kytana is a very crazy girl, you'll think she's a slut at first by how often she makes sexual jokes, but she's a virgin, who hasn't even masturbated. Be careful, because her icy blue eyes will capture heart. She just loves to have fun, not in the sexual way, but just being with friends. When you get t know her, she's a sweet and wonderful girl, who will mess with your head until you go insane.

"Kytana just loves messing with my head"
"She likes you ya' know?"

"That's what's making me so agitated, because I like her too!"

by Jackele Gman from Texas January 5, 2016

Andrew's katana

Andrew's Katana states that, for each intelligent person in a room, a person of opposite intelligence and one order of magnitude louder must also exist.

"Quite frankly, I disagree with him on a number of economic policies and-"
"TRUMP 0 16!!!!!!!"
-Andrew's Katana in action

by millsad November 8, 2015

Kitana

A loyal and caring girl that keeps everything together. Her friends and family appreciate who she is , she’s a small circle of friends kind of gal.

That girl is a Kitana fa show bro

by AlexHamil October 10, 2019

Kitana

Kitana is a great person .you will always be happy around her she is goofyand yet serious at times if you find a kitana keep her close if you lose her in a relationship cut your loses because he learn from her mistakes .she will feel the hurt but she strong and will know that it would be better to be friends with them kitana is a quite unique person beautiful on the inside and out if you got her hold on tight

Kitana turn my whole world around and now im happy

by K.i.t.a.n.a October 27, 2019

Katanatard

A person who unquestioningly believes any (or possibly every) myth, no matter how incredulous, about the cutting power, efficiency, design, manufacture, materials (typically the steel) and other attributes of the katana (whether an artifact or a replica), especially in the hands of a samurai, ninja or some other action hero. Typically, the katanatard will also feel the need to make similar extravagant claims him/herself to everyone else (especially any skeptics), in spite of a typically superficial knowledge at best of militaria and military history. Often also a japanophile, sometimes also an otaku, and possibly, but not necessarily, also someone with a sexual fetish for the katana.

Origin: Blend of "katana" and "retard", probably modeled on "fucktard" and similar words with -tard as the second element.

I heard this one guy on the boards go: "European plate armor? That's the best you can do? Please. An Edo-Period katana could cleave a Sherman Tank in two." Damn katanatards these days...

by Causal Object of Gamer Desire September 19, 2009

Chainsaw Katana

The most powerful weapon in all existence. It has been known to cause multiple emotions in humans, the two most common being fear and sexual desire. It is thought that chuck norris himself crafted this destroyer of worlds. Photographs and drawings of the divine weapon must have an explosion photo shopped in the background so that the paper doesn't burn up from the awesomeness.

Man 1: Did you hear about that planet exploding the other day?
Man 2: Yeah, must have been a Chainsaw Katana

by joeydud15 August 30, 2013

Kyana

Kyana is a name for a beautiful girl. She can be extremely nice and fun to be around but is extremely confusing. Guys would love a chance with her but she often doesn't give them and leaves them in a sad place called the Friendzone. She isn't good with relationships when she actually is one. She if a very outgoing person, loves to eat, confusing, outdoorsy, and different. Loves to meet new people but leaves old friends behind when she does. Is extremely smart but constantly confused with feelings. She has style and looks to make other girls jealous but doesn't think she is all that. She is very caring and means no harm when she causes some. She has beautiful hair and eyes.

Joe: Damn look at that amazing girl, I want to meet her.
Bob: Ya her name is Kyana, amazing girl, but she will leave you in the Friendzone.

by Apoorguyleftbehind March 10, 2013