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A gentle giant who averages at around 11 ft tall. His fatal fault is that he attracts to many woodland creatures with his beautiful, and lets say majestic, singing voice. The downside of this of course is the outrageous amounts of animal shit everywhere.
Oh that Kylund can charm a bunny like no other.
Kylund by Kristina the KID October 28, 2011
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The foul, crusty, noxious, residue that clogs the pubic hair and sticks to the gusset of a larger lady's undercrackers after a big night out on the town.

Main constituents are fanny batter, stale piss, blood, semen and sweat - although other bodily secretions, alcohol and food stuffs have also been detected in particularly fetid female specimens.
Oy Trace... you got any of that fanny spray? I wanna shag Darren, but me knicks are full of klundge.
Klundge by MrPea October 25, 2010
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Klundt Drunk 

A person who drinks an insane amount of liquor in the shortest amount of time possible. Once one achieves such task, they instantly reach the level of Klundt Drunk. Being Klundt Drunk isn’t for the faint of heart and requires a certain level of obnoxiousness and douchebaggery that one can’t attain while being sober.
“Dude, how much are you going to drink tonight?” “Man, I’m getting Klundt Drunk.”
Klundt Drunk by I41ightEvil99 January 26, 2013
4KB invented word used in a lot of shitpost discord servers describing someone of utmost gayness possible. Someone who you typically want to avoid to prevent catching the gay and should be cautioned at any given time
Guy 1: Did you hear about the new lad who just joined the discord server?

Guy 2: Nah, but he sounds like a total kyunda
Kyunda by Arclight-0001 October 27, 2019
The name of a hostile, openly racist Black Roman.
Kalunda spewed slurs at a policeman who gave her a ticket for driving while using her phone. She called him a “Mexican racist murderer! “
Kalunda by Karen S White October 18, 2021
A kind, loving person who wants what's best for people. Everyone needs a Kyland in their life.
I need me a Kyland.
Kyland is the best thing that every happened to me.
Kyland by Tha Real Yngn May 16, 2017
Kyundre is someone who isn't afraid to tell the truth. Someone who will keep it real all the time even when it seem like they're full of them self. Passionate person, loving, kind, and one to go all out and beyond Kyundre can be you're best friend, but if you disrespect one you will regret it. All in all the realist person you will meet
wow, kyundre is the realist n***a i have ever met.
kyundre by Drethek1d March 15, 2017
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