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The foul, crusty, noxious, residue that clogs the pubic hair and sticks to the gusset of a larger lady's undercrackers after a big night out on the town.

Main constituents are fanny batter, stale piss, blood, semen and sweat - although other bodily secretions, alcohol and food stuffs have also been detected in particularly fetid female specimens.
Oy Trace... you got any of that fanny spray? I wanna shag Darren, but me knicks are full of klundge.
Klundge by MrPea October 25, 2010
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Klundt Drunk 

A person who drinks an insane amount of liquor in the shortest amount of time possible. Once one achieves such task, they instantly reach the level of Klundt Drunk. Being Klundt Drunk isn’t for the faint of heart and requires a certain level of obnoxiousness and douchebaggery that one can’t attain while being sober.
“Dude, how much are you going to drink tonight?” “Man, I’m getting Klundt Drunk.”
Klundt Drunk by I41ightEvil99 January 26, 2013
4KB invented word used in a lot of shitpost discord servers describing someone of utmost gayness possible. Someone who you typically want to avoid to prevent catching the gay and should be cautioned at any given time
Guy 1: Did you hear about the new lad who just joined the discord server?

Guy 2: Nah, but he sounds like a total kyunda
Kyunda by Arclight-0001 October 27, 2019
The name of a hostile, openly racist Black Roman.
Kalunda spewed slurs at a policeman who gave her a ticket for driving while using her phone. She called him a “Mexican racist murderer! “
Kalunda by Karen S White October 18, 2021
A kind, loving person who wants what's best for people. Everyone needs a Kyland in their life.
I need me a Kyland.
Kyland is the best thing that every happened to me.
Kyland by Tha Real Yngn May 16, 2017
Kyundre is someone who isn't afraid to tell the truth. Someone who will keep it real all the time even when it seem like they're full of them self. Passionate person, loving, kind, and one to go all out and beyond Kyundre can be you're best friend, but if you disrespect one you will regret it. All in all the realist person you will meet
wow, kyundre is the realist n***a i have ever met.
kyundre by Drethek1d March 15, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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