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1. Drunk beyond belief, intoxication beyond necessity
2. Excessively chatty, non-stop jibba jabba
1. I was stone cold Kukko'd last night
2. She was talkin all Kukko like
Kukko by Oldie McOlsen February 21, 2003
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Tony Kakko 

The lead singer of Finnish power metal band Sonata Arctica. Not only is he an amazing vocalist, he's also a great stage performer and a hell of a nice guy.
Me to Best Buy sales assistant: Got any Sonata Arctica?

Sales assistant: Isn't that a coffee? You'll have to go down to the [Coffee Beanery} for that.

Me: Sonata Arctica? The band? Tony Kakko?

Sales assistant; Oh. What? No.
Tony Kakko by Laiho's Eyeliner June 30, 2008
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Kukko kukkofied kukkor kikkoman Kuko kukku kukost kekkonen kikko Kukhokonke
The most racist country in East Asia.
A black man can't even get a seat on a bus in KKKorea.
kkkorea by RoundenBrown May 27, 2017
Defined obliques and abdominal muscles worthy of verbal exclamation.
He's got it going on and makes me want to shout KUHKON!
kuhkon by UnaCubanaSabe February 16, 2021
Kukold (verb) - to make a non-Kuki person (usually male) actively support Kuki's lies and propaganda, by bribing them with money, drugs, and/or Kuki women.
Bro, it looks like you've been kukolded. You've been parroting Kukis' lies all the time.
Kukold by zollywords July 23, 2023

kikkoman 

A popular brand of soy sauce. Regulars on the Japanese message board 2-Channel came up with a joke superhero, named after Kikkoman sauce, who fights for justice against evil foreign sauces. The flash video for the Kikkoman superhero is popular, even among those who have no idea what's going on in it. (In fact, that probably helps. See: Hi-Ho.)

In the original post, the flash movie was misspelled Kikkomaso (the katakana for 'n' and 'so' are very similar), and it is still sometimes referred to by that name.
"I like to put Kikkoman on rice, AOL CDs and nuclear weapons."

"Show me, shoyu, Kikkoman!"
kikkoman by Tarazu February 3, 2004

Kurkowski 

A legendary Bearded fellow. Well respected, and a devil with the ladies.
"Dude, nice beard."
"Thanks."
"You must be a Kurkowski with the ladies."
Kurkowski by Chememistry Student November 17, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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