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Tony Kakko 

The lead singer of Finnish power metal band Sonata Arctica. Not only is he an amazing vocalist, he's also a great stage performer and a hell of a nice guy.
Me to Best Buy sales assistant: Got any Sonata Arctica?

Sales assistant: Isn't that a coffee? You'll have to go down to the Coffee Beanery} for that.

Me: Sonata Arctica? The band? Tony Kakko?

Sales assistant; Oh. What? No.
Tony Kakko by Laiho's Eyeliner June 30, 2008
Related Words
Kukko kukkofied kukkor kikkoman Kuko kukku kukost kekkonen kikko Kukhokonke
A black man can't even get a seat on a bus in KKKorea.
kkkorea by RoundenBrown May 27, 2017
Defined obliques and abdominal muscles worthy of verbal exclamation.
He's got it going on and makes me want to shout KUHKON!
kuhkon by UnaCubanaSabe February 16, 2021
Kukold (verb) - to make a non-Kuki person (usually male) actively support Kuki's lies and propaganda, by bribing them with money, drugs, and/or Kuki women.
Bro, it looks like you've been kukolded. You've been parroting Kukis' lies all the time.
Kukold by zollywords July 23, 2023

kikkoman 

A popular brand of soy sauce. Regulars on the Japanese message board 2-Channel came up with a joke superhero, named after Kikkoman sauce, who fights for justice against evil foreign sauces. The flash video for the Kikkoman superhero is popular, even among those who have no idea what's going on in it. (In fact, that probably helps. See: Hi-Ho.)

In the original post, the flash movie was misspelled Kikkomaso (the katakana for 'n' and 'so' are very similar), and it is still sometimes referred to by that name.
"I like to put Kikkoman on rice, AOL CDs and nuclear weapons."

"Show me, shoyu, Kikkoman!"
kikkoman by Tarazu February 3, 2004

Kurkowski 

A legendary Bearded fellow. Well respected, and a devil with the ladies.
"Dude, nice beard."
"Thanks."
"You must be a Kurkowski with the ladies."
Kurkowski by Chememistry Student November 17, 2011