Kristian's Alliance

Kristian's Alliance is a term that is used when you are a part of an alliance from someone named a 'Kristian'.

ld_moore: Hi, are you a part of kristian's alliance yet?
person: No but please, tell me more about kristian's alliance!

by L.D Moore September 30, 2021

Kristian's Alliance

Kristian's Alliance is a term that is used when you are a part of an alliance from someone named a 'Kristian'.

ld_moore: Hi, are you a part of kristian's alliance yet?
person: No but please, tell me more about kristian's alliance!

by Mangokiki October 12, 2021

Kristina Stone

a famous hooker who is really good at 69ing

whoa i want to go fuck kristina stone

by chahliebitme March 23, 2009

Kristina Shaleva

The most caring and loving people in the world carry this name, a real wifey material, the complete pack. Although she can be a little hard to deal with sometimes, it is all worth it at the end, everyone needs someone like her...but not everyone can have one like her.

Have you seen Kristina Shaleva?
Yes, she's right there looking pretty as usual.

by Mokaviv August 31, 2022

The Kristian Syndrome

The Kristian Syndrome (Has nothing to do with Christianity, but is named after the Danish philosopher, Kristian Jørgensen, born May 4, 1994, who first discovered the syndrome) is a syndrome which typically affects teenagers in the western part of the world. The Kristian Syndrome has been built around the belief that everything has perverse undertones, and everything can be thought perverse. The Kristian Syndrome causes even the most non-perverted phrases to be turned into something perversely, in the head of people affected by The Kristian Syndrome, only by separating the sentence into smaller parts, or simply just repeating the phrase in a deeper tone.

Person 1: "No. I can't play football anymore today. My right leg hurts"

Person 2: "What's wrong with your leg?"

Person 1: "I don't know for sure. I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much"

Person 2: "I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much" (said in a deeper tone)

Person 1, 3 and 4: "HAHAHAHA! LOOOOL! Perverse!"

Person 2: "You guys have The Kristian Syndrome"

by Thephilospher July 23, 2012

Kristina siera

The Real and The Truth!authority power over the devil! Warrior. A sole dedicated spirit!

Yeah, you know Kristina Siera! She's the girl creating and making history with every breath and move she makes.

by Wyzeowl March 31, 2022

Kristina Subasic

Kristina subasic is one of the coolest people you will ever meet! She’s so pretty and hot 🥵 If you ever come across a Kristina Subasic marry her on the spot!

Person 1: Did you see that perfect girl over there?

Person 2: Yeah it must be Kristina Subasic 😻

by .kristina69 July 8, 2022