Krawtz

Substitution for certain words in necessary situations.

One can krawtz something
One can be a krawtz

Used for anything.

Kevin: yo this smells like dank
Chris: w0teh
Sam: nice krawtz
Tim: what the..nice krawtz yourself kid
James: wait what
Stephen: s3ck the c3ck and sm0k3 my p0l3
Will: ok coming Stephen
Everyone: nice krawtz jiang...

by Kappa Snow June 22, 2016

Krantzpasen

A situation in which one is under constant, vigorous attack or assault, but nobody knows or cares to help

Under years of coordinated krantzpasen upon the Weimheld Republic, supplies running low and no reinforcements, they finally die in obscurity.

by Corn Goblin June 6, 2017

kratzy

A type of ignorance where a person refuses to see the truth because they are so invested in the lie. Usually a result of brainwashing by mainstream news media combined with a lust for power. Inspired by lead prosececutor Ken Kratz from the Making a Murderer documentary on Netflix.

Be careful! Blind ambition can make you kratzy!

by Joepiphany April 6, 2016

kratzy

Full of sweaty shit, in part because the individual is devoid of basic humanity and therefore lacks any semblance of compassion or reason.

That *kratzy* bastard had the nerve to put Brendan Dassey in jail for almost his entire adult life after admitting that only Steven Avery killed Teresa Halbach.

by Fapping in the dark June 18, 2016

Kratzer Effect

The Kratzer Effect is a phenomenon that occurs when a contradictory inquiry truly has no solution

"If you put ice in coffee, when you drink it will it be cold or hot?"
"Well, the ice makes it cold. But, the coffee is already hot. The Kratzer Effect strikes again."

by E. Kratzer March 28, 2023

Kratzurbation

To fap vigorously onto a chair belonging to a MILF teacher.

This act must be done with a minor to be known truly as kratzurbation.

Hey, would you like to go Kratzurbate on that chair upstairs?

Yes, I do enjoy Kratzurbation.

by Lolocaust6969 March 18, 2010

Krawczyk

The 17th most common surname in Poland, prounounced 'Krafchick'.

Hi, i'm Dave Krawczyk from Poland.

by the person who defined this word September 7, 2007