Krawtz

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Substitution for certain words in necessary situations.

One can krawtz something
One can be a krawtz

Used for anything.

Kevin: yo this smells like dank
Chris: w0teh
Sam: nice krawtz
Tim: what the..nice krawtz yourself kid
James: wait what
Stephen: s3ck the c3ck and sm0k3 my p0l3
Will: ok coming Stephen
Everyone: nice krawtz jiang...

Krawtz by Kappa Snow June 22, 2016

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Krantzpasen

A situation in which one is under constant, vigorous attack or assault, but nobody knows or cares to help

Under years of coordinated krantzpasen upon the Weimheld Republic, supplies running low and no reinforcements, they finally die in obscurity.

Krantzpasen by Corn Goblin June 6, 2017

Related Words

Krawtz • Kratz • Kratzer • kratzy • krantz • Krantzpasen • Krantz Walk • kratze • Kratzed • Kratzer Effect

kratzy

A type of ignorance where a person refuses to see the truth because they are so invested in the lie. Usually a result of brainwashing by mainstream news media combined with a lust for power. Inspired by lead prosececutor Ken Kratz from the Making a Murderer documentary on Netflix.

Be careful! Blind ambition can make you kratzy!

kratzy by Joepiphany April 6, 2016

kratzy

Full of sweaty shit, in part because the individual is devoid of basic humanity and therefore lacks any semblance of compassion or reason.

That *kratzy* bastard had the nerve to put Brendan Dassey in jail for almost his entire adult life after admitting that only Steven Avery killed Teresa Halbach.

kratzy by Fapping in the dark June 18, 2016

Kratzer Effect

The Kratzer Effect is a phenomenon that occurs when a contradictory inquiry truly has no solution

"If you put ice in coffee, when you drink it will it be cold or hot?"
"Well, the ice makes it cold. But, the coffee is already hot. The Kratzer Effect strikes again."

Kratzer Effect by E. Kratzer March 28, 2023

Kratzurbation

To fap vigorously onto a chair belonging to a MILF teacher.

This act must be done with a minor to be known truly as kratzurbation.

Hey, would you like to go Kratzurbate on that chair upstairs?

Yes, I do enjoy Kratzurbation.

Kratzurbation by Lolocaust6969 March 18, 2010

Krawczyk

The 17th most common surname in Poland, prounounced 'Krafchick'.

Hi, i'm Dave Krawczyk from Poland.

Krawczyk by the person who defined this word September 7, 2007

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026