Krawtz

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Substitution for certain words in necessary situations.

One can krawtz something
One can be a krawtz

Used for anything.

Kevin: yo this smells like dank
Chris: w0teh
Sam: nice krawtz
Tim: what the..nice krawtz yourself kid
James: wait what
Stephen: s3ck the c3ck and sm0k3 my p0l3
Will: ok coming Stephen
Everyone: nice krawtz jiang...

Krawtz by Kappa Snow June 22, 2016

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Krantzpasen

A situation in which one is under constant, vigorous attack or assault, but nobody knows or cares to help

Under years of coordinated krantzpasen upon the Weimheld Republic, supplies running low and no reinforcements, they finally die in obscurity.

Krantzpasen by Corn Goblin June 6, 2017

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kratzy

A type of ignorance where a person refuses to see the truth because they are so invested in the lie. Usually a result of brainwashing by mainstream news media combined with a lust for power. Inspired by lead prosececutor Ken Kratz from the Making a Murderer documentary on Netflix.

Be careful! Blind ambition can make you kratzy!

kratzy by Joepiphany April 6, 2016

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kratzy

Full of sweaty shit, in part because the individual is devoid of basic humanity and therefore lacks any semblance of compassion or reason.

That *kratzy* bastard had the nerve to put Brendan Dassey in jail for almost his entire adult life after admitting that only Steven Avery killed Teresa Halbach.

kratzy by Fapping in the dark June 18, 2016

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Kratzer Effect

The Kratzer Effect is a phenomenon that occurs when a contradictory inquiry truly has no solution

"If you put ice in coffee, when you drink it will it be cold or hot?"
"Well, the ice makes it cold. But, the coffee is already hot. The Kratzer Effect strikes again."

Kratzer Effect by E. Kratzer March 28, 2023

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Kratzurbation

To fap vigorously onto a chair belonging to a MILF teacher.

This act must be done with a minor to be known truly as kratzurbation.

Hey, would you like to go Kratzurbate on that chair upstairs?

Yes, I do enjoy Kratzurbation.

Kratzurbation by Lolocaust6969 March 18, 2010

Krawczyk

The 17th most common surname in Poland, prounounced 'Krafchick'.

Hi, i'm Dave Krawczyk from Poland.

Krawczyk by the person who defined this word September 7, 2007

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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