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Kourtoni 

The act of drinking so much alcohol in which case he/she throws up all over the host's bed, and when the party gets rolled, snitches and tells the cops who all was there.
She is such a kourtoni, tell her to stop drinking, because if the party gets rolled, we are all fucked. hot mess booty loud snitch drunk vomit
Kourtoni by Regnilbik January 30, 2016
Words you can keep
Kourtni is the girl of your dreams. She loves you with all of her heart. She has been hurt a lot, but if she really cares for you, you will never lose her. She is a very caring, loving, supportive, and beautiful person. She thinks that deserve anything, but Kourtni deserves the world. Kourtni will be here for you always. Whenever you meet her, Or see her, you can feel how gentle hearted she is. Kourtni is one of a kind. She has a beautiful voice, laugh, beautiful hair. Everything about Kourtni makes you want to have her in her life. You will never meet a girl like her. Kourtni is the girl of your dreams and she is someone you always love. I love you, Kourtni. You’re amazing, and guess what? You’re beautiful.
Someone: Who’s that happy and very beautiful girl over there?

Me: That’s Kourtni.
Kourtni by MoMoneyyy September 9, 2019
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Kourtnie 

Kourtnie is a beautiful person inside and out,she is very intelligent, funny,outgoing and very talented and loving person.She is very hard working and lovable which she gets from her mom and had a smile of a Angel.She bring light to everyone around her.She will b famous and go far in life and she is not afraid to fight for what she want in life this will make her so successful.Koutnie is a star
Kourtnie A'lyse is a star wow she has not one but two beautiful name s to go with her beautiful face smile and personality. She also loves the color purple and Minnie mouse.
K 💜kind O 💜outgoing U 💜unique R 💜 Real T💜talented N💜Neat I💜Intelligent E💜Everything Kourtnie Kourtnie yea that me.
Kourtnie by Yoshibabi August 10, 2017

Kourtnie 

Kourtnie is a beautiful person inside and out,she is very intelligent, funny,outgoing and very talented and loving person.She is very hard working and lovable which she gets from her mom and had a smile of a Angel.She bring light to everyone around her.She will b famous and go far in life and she is not afraid to fight for what she want in life this will make her so successful.Koutnie is a star
Kourtnie A'lyse is a star wow she has not one but two beautiful name s to go with her beautiful face smile and personal
Kourtnie by Yoshibabi July 31, 2017

Kourtnie 

Kourtnie is a beautiful, funny, Interesting, and outgoing friend! She has a smile of a an angel she gets it from her mom. She’s the best best friend you could ever have. Boys are going after her. But not only that but her friends wanna be her! If your friends with Kourtnie hold on to her tight because she is so amazing. If you don’t she would get swept away from you! Always stand next to her until the day you die! She’s a smart, wonderful, and has a big future ahead of her! She is athletic she does cheerleading, Vollyball, Tennis, and softball! She is the most amazing friend you could ever meet! Kourtnie not only loves you but she cares deeply about you. She is also fashionable but she never shows it! But even tho she loves fashion she never lets it get in the way of her friend ships!
Kylie- Oh hey Kourtnie!! We have cheer tonight

Kourtnie- Yeah Yeah I know
sexiest chick alive. pimp shit. enough said
Dude, kourtni is way hotter than sabrina. sabrina stuffs. big asses..with corn
Kourtni by chingalinglinglingling January 11, 2008

Kourtnie 

The act of being A BADASS!
Whose favorite things in life are lollipops inserted with ecstasy, playing leap frog on moving buses, and jeans. And she is extremely fond of leather jackets, or anything else that will make her look badass.
Kourtnie-derived from the greek origin: Badass
Evan:Who is that extremely badass girl with the leather jacket and lollipop?
Teresa: Oh she's being a Kourtnie
Kourtnie by foxy brown2487394 November 25, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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