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Kornweiser 

A fat, ugly anti-consumer whore who likes to bitch about how the media forces images of the "perfect woman."

A Kornweiser is typically overweight, rather pasty, snaggletoothed, and loud-mouthed. Kornweisers typically bitch because other girls are prettier than them so they bitch about them and their expensive clothes, sparkly tans and ability to attract good looking guys.

Kornweisers usually end up with that one stupid ass boyfriend who will claim to them that he hates hot girls too, but he's lying, he just can't get any of them.

Fucking jealous sluts.
Yo, that stupid bitch keeps bitching about her because she's a kornweiser.

Hey Kornweiser, lose some weight you jealous whore!
Kornweiser by Flicker April 28, 2007
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Charlie Kornheiser 

To place your hand in between a man's buttocks.
In a recent Iranian soccer game, a teammate did this to an opponent (who had his shorts still on) and both were punished.

On Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld on Fox News Channel (11-03-2011), a guest called this "the Charlie Kornheiser."
Charlie Kornheiser by Geoff AF November 3, 2011

Kornheisered 

To get screwed over for speaking the truth or saying something that needs to be said
He got royally Kornheisered after he called out Hannah Storm for wearing a slutty schoolgirl outfit
Kornheisered by winnthrop February 25, 2010

Kornweiss 

A smelly pussy that desperately needs a douche
Sallys kornweiss hasn’t been washed in a week
Kornweiss by Richard Balles September 2, 2021

Kornheised 

During a sporting event, when athlete a receives the unwanted embrace of his teammate athlete b's hand between the cheeks of his butt.

Originally coined by comedian Tom Shillue on the television program Red Eye.
Iran levied a forty thousand dollar fine plus seventy lashes on the butt to both the Kornheised and the Kornheiser, both parties to a controversial Charlie Kornheiser.
Kornheised by Coulier November 3, 2011

The Tony Kornhieser 

When one gets thier underwear and separates their testicles on each side of the underwear. The two testicles (if hairy) look like the hair on the side of Tony Kornhieser's head while the underwear serves as the bald spot in the middle of his hair.
Hey dude , have you met Tony Kornhieser? (while performing the Tony Kornhieser)
The Tony Kornhieser by Marcus Dent October 26, 2007

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026