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a wannabe wigger crip thug dude...who never can get laid because of all the nasty ass dieases he has. Trys to act badass in front of his friend but is really a pussy. He acs off to half naked picture of transvestites
girl 1: ewwwww that guy is nasty looking

girl 2: duhh hes a Kooljoe
Kooljoe by crazy**bitch February 13, 2009

KoolJeffrey 

The best youtuber in the WORLD!
Just Kidding. He's just ONE of them but definitely on the top 5 list. <3333 KoolJeffrey.
"omg! did you see KoolJeffrey's new video?!"
"yes! omg! it's amazing!"
KoolJeffrey by carsonm1026 July 24, 2009

koolmoedeean rhapsody

A kosher form of acoustic rock usually found in North Austin after Havdalah and before Rob says L'chaim for the second time.
Hey Nick, you missed that koolmoedeean rhapsody last night, man! I don't remember what happened after the second L'chaim though...

koolioest 

Greater than cool and koolio it is when someone or something is at there highest amount of cool. Only koolio people use this word in there everyday language.
Strange man: Yo that was so cool!

Girl: No that was koolio
Both: NAW MAN THAT WAS THE KOOLIOEST THING EVER
koolioest by @yourmomsaweeb April 9, 2023
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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