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a wannabe wigger crip thug dude...who never can get laid because of all the nasty ass dieases he has. Trys to act badass in front of his friend but is really a pussy. He acs off to half naked picture of transvestites
girl 1: ewwwww that guy is nasty looking

girl 2: duhh hes a Kooljoe
Kooljoe by crazy**bitch February 13, 2009

KoolJeffrey 

The best youtuber in the WORLD!
Just Kidding. He's just ONE of them but definitely on the top 5 list. <3333 KoolJeffrey.
"omg! did you see KoolJeffrey's new video?!"
"yes! omg! it's amazing!"
KoolJeffrey by carsonm1026 July 24, 2009

koolmoedeean rhapsody

A kosher form of acoustic rock usually found in North Austin after Havdalah and before Rob says L'chaim for the second time.
Hey Nick, you missed that koolmoedeean rhapsody last night, man! I don't remember what happened after the second L'chaim though...

koolioest 

Greater than cool and koolio it is when someone or something is at there highest amount of cool. Only koolio people use this word in there everyday language.
Strange man: Yo that was so cool!

Girl: No that was koolio
Both: NAW MAN THAT WAS THE KOOLIOEST THING EVER
koolioest by @yourmomsaweeb April 9, 2023
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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