Kooljoe

a wannabe wigger crip thug dude...who never can get laid because of all the nasty ass dieases he has. Trys to act badass in front of his friend but is really a pussy. He acs off to half naked picture of transvestites

girl 1: ewwwww that guy is nasty looking

girl 2: duhh hes a Kooljoe

Kooljoe by crazy**bitch February 13, 2009

KoolJeffrey

The best youtuber in the WORLD!
Just Kidding. He's just ONE of them but definitely on the top 5 list. <3333 KoolJeffrey.

"omg! did you see KoolJeffrey's new video?!"
"yes! omg! it's amazing!"

KoolJeffrey by carsonm1026 July 24, 2009

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Related Words

Kooljoe • koolioest • KoolJeffrey • koolmoedeean rhapsody

koolmoedeean rhapsody

A kosher form of acoustic rock usually found in North Austin after Havdalah and before Rob says L'chaim for the second time.

Hey Nick, you missed that koolmoedeean rhapsody last night, man! I don't remember what happened after the second L'chaim though...

koolmoedeean rhapsody by Nick Ramirez April 2, 2008

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koolioest

Greater than cool and koolio it is when someone or something is at there highest amount of cool. Only koolio people use this word in there everyday language.

Strange man: Yo that was so cool!

Girl: No that was koolio
Both: NAW MAN THAT WAS THE KOOLIOEST THING EVER

koolioest by @yourmomsaweeb April 9, 2023

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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