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Konversation Killer

Someone who constantly ends conversations with a one word answer. Usually with phrases like, not much, or apologizing too much. There isn't anything wrong with Konversation Killers, they are just annoying to talk to online. If one is to be called a konversation killer, they should put more effort into the conversation.
Person 1:sooo whats up?
Person 2:not much
Person 1:you must be confusing entertaining with boring right now........cause your really being boring.
Person 2:sorry what
Person 1:Remember when I told you that you should entertain me?and then you said "no i'm no ho"
Person 2: no sorry that doesnt ring a bell
Person 1:oh I must be confusing you with someone else....
Person 2: prolly
Person 1: You're a Konversation Killer
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Conversation killer 

A line or phrase that is either purposely used to end a conversation with someone as soon as possible, or a comment that unwittingly ends a conversation.
Tony: Ey man, whats up!
Simon: Nothing.
Tony: What you been up to today?
Simon: Not much.
Tony: Such a conversation killer...

or

Joe: The new CD is so good!
Mark: Yeah, tell me about, it's great!
Lisa: I totally agree with you guys.
Tim: I bought a new shirt today!
Joe: ...
Mark: ...
Lisa: Nice conversation killer!

conversation killer 

Words or phrases that one would use to "kill" a conversation. Usually with someone you really wouldn't rather be talking to or maybe even someone you do? The other person is busy doing something else or just doesnt wanna talk to you.
"lol"
"wow wait a go and kill the conversation, you are a real conversation killer"

"ha"
"would you like some fries with that converstation killer?"

"lol"
"aha"
"ha"
conversations dead ^
conversation killer by lisha <3 April 1, 2011

Conversation Killer Intended 

What you say in parenthesis to purposely end a conversation with a conversation killer. words like "LOL, Yeah, Cool, Yup, Ok"
Annoying Guy: I just beat World Of Warcraft
Guy: Cool. (Conversation Killer Intended)

conversation killer 

Words or phrases that one would use to "kill" a conversation. Usually with someone you really wouldn't rather be talking to. These words or phrases usually consists of one-worded anwsers and are usually in the most simplistic form.
Josie: "So how was your day today? Mine was pretty good."

Butch: "Fine"

Butch's Friend: "Wow Butch, why the conversation killer with Josie?"

conversation-killer 

Usually while texting, someone who uses one word responses where there is no practical, normal way to save the conversation and both parties stop talking
"So how was the game?" "Fine" "well you're a conversation-killer."
conversation-killer by thatonechik September 11, 2013

Conversation Killer 

A Conversation Killer is a person who starts a conversation knowing full well that it is going absolutley no where!! (they will always deny killing the conversation)
<Mr L> hey
<Miss J> hello
<Mr L> so....
<Miss J> ur such a conversation killer
<Mr L> i so did not!!
Conversation Killer by Miss JE October 29, 2006
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