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what you say when you are very excited about something someone said. what you say when you don't know what else to say. what you say after you have just listened to a long boring story from someone and didn't listen to one word that person said. what you say to someone after they just said something completely unbelievable.
Person 1: Yo I heard about this rager goin down this weekend at this girls house and she said we could come with our friends!

Person 2: Koipsh!!!

Person 1: My boyfriend says we don't talk enough, but every time i try and talk to him he says he's too busy to talk. What should i do?

Person 2: Koipsh???

Person 1: Last weekend i went to this party at my grandmother's house for her 80th birthday. It was so much fun. We played Bingo and ate a lot of cake. Then our dog jumped on the table and knocked over my grandmother's favorite vase and it smashed on the floor. She was so upset I feel like we ruined her birthday. What do you think?

Person 2: Oh yeah, koipsh.

Person 1: Bro i hooked up with three girls last weekend at this party.

Person 2: Yeah me too Koipsh......
Urban Dictionary Merch

Koishiteru 

A Japanese word that translates to English as "I Love You" (In a romantic way)
You could also try saying "Daisuki" to a person you are interested in.
Or you could say "Aishiteru" to a person you are in a serious relationship with.
"Koishiteru" Is used best when saying it to someone you want to spend the rest of your life with.
Guy: Koishiteru
Girl: Koishiteru too
Koishiteru by Nickkzor99 December 6, 2012
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Koishi Komeji 

Wait a sec. Who was she?
Koishi komeji is my favorite Touhou despite me not knowing who she is!
1) Pebble in Japanese.
2) A character form the Touhou Project thats able to manipulate a person's subconscious.
1) Koishi means pebble in Japanese.

2) Koishi is my favorite Touhou character~
Koishi by Koishi February 19, 2011
or for shawnmichaels on #koishi, it means stoned.. NOT FUCK YOU
koishi by meh March 20, 2003

Koishism 

Koishism is a religion worshipping our goddess Koishi Komeiji. People of this religion say "hat🛐" as a blessing to others. You can also replace the 🛐 with 👁️ if you want to.
Person 1: i just beat the touhou 11 extra stage and i converted to koishism!
Person 2: hat👁️
Person 1: hat🛐
Koishism by anonymous November 1, 2020
a)Physchopathic hot sexy beast
b)a man that is sexually active
I want a Koishik in my life.
Koishik by imagine menaked October 4, 2006
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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