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exploding kings 

Playing "Exploding Kittens" with a standard deck of cards instead of using original "Exploding Kittens" deck. Requires 2 decks for full emulation, but with 4 or less players you can use a single deck.

2-6 = pair-able cards (cards without instructions)
7 = skip
8 = see the future (1 extra "8" card is needed from 2nd deck for accurate emulation)
9 = nope
10 = shuffle the deck
Jack = attack
Queen = ask for favor
King = exploding kitten

Ace = diffuse (2 Ace cards from 2nd deck are required for more than 4 players)

Best if played by people who are familiar with "Exploding Kittens" rules.
Camper 1: Lets play "Exploding Kittens"
Camper 2: Crap, I left my deck at home. I only have regular cards
Camper 3: We can play Exploding Kings - use regular cards and use "Exploding Kittens" rules.
exploding kings by Dr. Analog July 10, 2017

KING EXPLOSTION MURDER 

The great bakugo from my hero acadamia
Tyusu:BAKUGO

bakugo:GO DIE IN A HOLE FROG
tyusu:So....Bakugo means bitch and ur hero name KING EXPLOSTION MURDER means go die in a hole?

King explosion murder 

Did you hear about how king explosion murder exploded those guys

Burger King’s Two Extra Crowns 

When you get a blowjob from a Burger King employee in the bathroom while you and the partner are both wearing Burger King’s signature crowns. When ordering at the counter on any day from 5pm-closing, you can ask for two extra crowns with your meal and the employee is obligated to suck you off.
Customer: May I have a Whopper Jr. with Burger King’s Two Extra Crowns?

Employee: (sighs) Fine. This is the third time today!

kingsexed 

A spunk-monkey with the sexual potency of a horny gorilla. Liable to, and I quote: ''Fuck anything that moves, and several things that don't''

Avoid at all costs
''Dave was pretty horny in Denmark''

''Yeah?''

''Yeah!''

''Well, he couldn't hold a candle to kingsexed's powerful penis prowess!''
kingsexed by King Sex Ed February 5, 2008

.9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9. 

.9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.
.9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.