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King Nerd 

Timothy Elessar Batson - Currently in possession of all known Nerdific Powers.

Origin: Unknown.

Known associates: Queen Nerd (see Jeannie Salazar Undómiel), Martens of Dungeon and Creation Mastery, Boyds of the Suburbian Realm, Mike "the Minstrel", and THE Pops. All other associates of trivial importance.
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King Nerd 

A fan or super fan who can't wait to ruin an ending or plot points to show how much of a fan they are then others, these people think by telling you everything about a show, movie, book and so on that they are the #1 fan in the world and a leading expert on all things media and cutting edge
"This King Nerd thought it was a good idea to shout out the ending of the movie in the lobby then went on Facebook and made a post ruining the plot and surprise at the ending."
King Nerd by think4asec October 19, 2021

King of the Nerds 

A title given to the very select few. The requirements for such an honor include the ability to ask seemingly obvious questions, to know everything there is to know about transformers, to have a secret hand shake or signal, and to wear glasses. The title can only be obtained by the successful challenge and defeat of a former king in a math competion.
"What is e, o most noble King of the Nerds?"
"Why it's 2.718 of course you ruffian!"

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026