King Marine 

King Marine tottaly rulesa ur dominion. Marine enjoys long walks in ur death and makes 100% XXX pure moonshine outta ur chullin! He's down with Tom the nija, who he teamed up with to smite Slushy the armadillo/stegasaurus, who sux maja ballz. Marine, in his Disco doom 70's pimpmasta funka dont kno like a mofo outfit pierced his heart! But then slushy tied marines hands up his ass and decampamatated his life! But Tom the ninja band-aided his life back on his neck, and decapamataed slushy by WAILING on his guitar!!!!! BEOWN!! Of course, Marine h8s elevators and squirrels, and is dangerously cheesy!!! Hes a b-ball fiend, and his haus is a plant in whench to change yo chullin ta m00n5h!n3!!!1! Heloves sketchin moonshine on the bay, and chasin little chullin on his marine-mobile/mini-bike. He is 4 ft tall, raelly short legs, white hair, a beard, AND HE'LL KILL U!~!His real name is DICK MARINE AND HE DEMANDS $ THINGS YO!
1)RESPECT
2)SPIRIT
3)Chullin
4)Moonshine(& cheese)
MARINE'D

If it looks like a Marine, tastes like a Marine, then it must be a KING MARINE!

King Marine by Ninja Ninjar March 30, 2004

megan marie king 

Megan Marie King is the first ever venmo influencer. She is best known for her poetry surrounding the seductive smell of gasoline, as well as her love for the Czechoslovakian film “Daisies.” She is renowned on many social media sites as @alienpopstarr and has gone twitter famous for sharing moments from her waitressing job at Perkin’s.

“Hey, who’s that girl over there drinking gasoline?”

“Oh, that’s just Megan Marie King.”

megan marie king by chippiechip August 31, 2022