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King/Queen of the Rat Bastards 

1. The lowest of the low lifes. Not deserving of oxygen. An individual who is so despicable that you cannot stand to share your precious oxygen with. Someone who is likely to trash your boyfriend to the point that he breaks up with you and then go after him.

2. An extremely ratty rat bastard.

3. A mofo who is such a waste of time on this earth that they should just go die.

4. Someone who you wish would go to hell.

5. The spawn of the Devil.

6. Somebody that will definitely no doubt in anybodys mind burn in the deepest depths of hell itself.

7. A moron.

8. An ass muncher that should burn in hell.

9. A posing mofo that needs to get a life and stop being a two-faced son of a bitch and a backstabbing asswipe.

10. The biggest of the the rat bastards. This rat bastard is the king/queen of them and is usually overweight or tall and could possibly also be the biggest douchebag on the face of the earth. They usually have a destinct rat-like appearance and demeanor.

11. A slutzilla that is a two-faced bitch who gets your boyfriend to break up with you then chases after his sorry no good mofo bitch pussy wiped ass.

12. A whore, skank, skanky bitch ass hoe, hoe, stripper, or someone who has a plethora of STDs. They usually work at a club and are also complete assholes and they sniff sharpies and white-out.

13. A bitch ass hoe skank mofo that whines all the damn time about there worthless life. (We don't care leave us alone!!!!!!)
He/she is King/Queen of the Rat Bastards.

"Hey Cindy! Where's your crown? I thought you were Queen of the Rat Bastards?"

"blank" is the King of the Rat Bastards.

RBs is short for rat bastards.
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026