kindleclicks

those soft double-clicks heard only in quiet environments like doctor's offices, libraries, and in bed at night as the sound of somebody turning the page of a book on their Amazon Kindle or other eReader.

I thought my wife was way more into her novel, in bed last night, since her kindleclicks were way faster than me, reading the latest Christopher Moore -- until I saw she had the print size dialed up so she wouldn't have to wear her glasses.