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The type of person who will give you a bj when she’s on her period just to make you happy.
The type of person to buy you food. The one who accepts you even when you’re a little chubby, and feels you’re perfect the way you are and tells you you don’t need to go to the gym. Could never ever cheat on you. Can’t even picture cheating on you (may have a celebrity crush though) usually is tall and might have social issues. Won’t be shy to speak her mind (to you) is shy in public. stands up for herself but never rude. Will wake you up with amazing food. Will play you in c.o.d and most likely beat you every time. Have same interests. Loves to cuddle and do other stuff ;) doesn’t expect a million gifts from you. Compliments you. Will try new things if you do. Watches same shows. Listens to same music. Genuinely loves you. Just amazing!

Can be the best gay gf too. (Which sounds really cute...)
(Guy 1:) Ah man my girl is the fucking best.
(Guy 2:) Nah man I’ve got a kin.gf the best. your girl could never compete.
Kin.gf by Suckmylife May 15, 2018
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kingflapjacks 

Kingflapjacks gave me anal
Kingflapjacks is sexy
kingflapjacks by Kingflapjacksofficial September 29, 2019
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New Jersey Kingfish 

A used condom found floating in the toilet.
I found a New Jersey Kingfish floating in the toilet at my girlfriends house.
New Jersey Kingfish by Whoopdedo January 8, 2007
Kingfey is a annoying ass Asian who thinks he funny and he’s really not. He has a small dick and won’t get laid until he’s 45 and won’t get a girlfriend until 70.
Man 1: man no one likes kingfey he’s just an annoying Asian and he really needs to get laid bro
Man 2: facts bro has he even kissed a girl before?
Man 1: by the looks of it hell no
kingfey by Kingfey November 20, 2017

KingFish 

Jamaican Word For A Police Officer..KingFish Are Some Ruthless Police Officer That Doesnt Care Bout Rules They'll Do Anything Beat U, Shoot U, Anything.
"Yo My Yute KingFish Dem Correll Di Place, Dash Weh Yuh Strap"
Translation: Yo Da Police Surround the place, Through away your gun"
KingFish by L@NDO @LL OUT June 27, 2009

kingfield 

a neighborhood out in the country about 30 miles southwest of nashville, tennessee. on the outskirts of franklin, it is mainly inhabited by white trash/thugs/rednecks and is popularly known in whisper terms for making, selling, and using drugs, alongside it's long lineage of outlaws, bootleggers and unwritten history of murder.
Benny: "Where you at tomcat?"

Tomcat: "Shiit, in the field!!"

Benny: "Awe you mean Kingfield? I heard they hot out there rn!"
kingfield by HaveNots2HaveKnots June 19, 2019

kingfish37 

A nigger with a really hot sister
That kingfish37 over there is harmless
kingfish37 by HandsOffMyDick July 27, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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