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Kidizo is the name of a shmexy girl who is...Fijian.
she is often bilingual or trilingual and a fluent typer! Many people like her, a Francis would be good with her. If you are an Arthur, watch out, she might hurt you physically. Kidizo's often don't have matching carpets for her curtains. *wink wink*
"That girl is so sexy! She must be Kidizo."
Random guy- " What a Kidizo!~" *whistles* Kidizo- *slaps him*
Kidizo by Fiji~ March 30, 2013
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a kid that is an idiot; stupid.
kidiot by trev1 December 1, 2006
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A child who is especially incompetent. Word usually uttered by irate parents.
Child: Can I take the computer in the tub, Mommy?
Mother: Suit yourself, kidiot.
kidiot by Sabeenerz October 7, 2008
A kidiot is a combination kid and idiot; basically a kid that has so little a clue as to what he/she is going, that they just BS their way through it.

Synonyms: flamer, Patamonkid
Some Kid: Did you hear that new Pokemon game just came out?!
You: Dude... STFU... Pokemon is gay.
Some Kid: NUH UH! im gay im gay blah blah blah I WIN!!! POKEMON ROX!!!
You: Bah. Riddled by another kidiot... I feel dumber just by being in your presence!
kidiot by Eskimo November 19, 2002
The kidzone is a sub-zone of the friendzone where said crush thinks of you as too immature/too young/or just a kid and therefore will not date you.

Even more difficult to escape than the friendzone because of age difference and girls' general preference of guys that are older.
"Julia kidzoned me. I'm only 2 years younger than her!"
"Sucks, man."
Kidzone by stuckinthekidzone August 28, 2013
1 : Everyday acts of stupidity or foolishness performed by children.

2 : Behavior by otherwise intelligent children which would suggest extreme mental retardation in anyone else.
"The neighbor's kid is body-boarding down the street again!"
"Why, that's pure kidiocy!"
Kidiocy by macnomad December 9, 2008
A person too stupid to understand cultural references, due to their young age.
Girl: Alright! I love s'mores!
Guy: S'more what?
Girl: What?

Guy: You're killin' me Smalls... It's a quote from The Sandlot.
Girl: Who is Smalls? What's The Sandlot?
Guy: What a kidiot...
Kidiot by JordanJordanJordan July 12, 2013
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