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Khakster 

A Khakster is a man/woman that thinks they are 20 year younger than they are and tries to rock the business/casual attire of khakis, a button down dress shirt, and cons/tenners.
That douchenozzle that just walked through the bar was a total Khakster!
Khakster by Verdmeister July 23, 2018
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Khaister 

Khaister is a new breed of pokemon introduced informally in 2010. Khaister is typically yellow and resembles the figure of an alien. It walks on two legs and is generally taller than most other pokemons. Although Khaister is physically enticing, one should use caution because of it's hostile nature. Khaisters most well known special ability is to crack unbelievably funny jokes that can make virtually everyone laugh uncontrollably. (This power is enhanced with the absorption any kinds of alcohol.) This is also the time when Khaister will launch it's full on cake attack to block it's opponents vision, then body slam them to their defeat. The soure of the cake is still unknown. Khaister's weakness is his nose as it has been discovered that it is extremely sensitive, during the daytime, & it's fear of Snorlax. Khaister is very scarce and is generally found in gutters, specifically in Vietnam and southern parts of te United States. You can also find Khaisters in the wild. Khaiser is one of the most difficult pokemons to catch, but once caught it will become as sweet as the frosting on his attack cakes and will use it's exceptional ability of humor to make you happy.
I'm determined to catch a Khaister this weekend!
Khaister by Kill Sang December 10, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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