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Keyboard Muscles

People you come in contact with through forums, chat rooms, Facebook, and the like... who find satisfaction in arguing with you via their keyboard.

These are usually young adults who live in their mothers basement who could never be able to hurt you in real life, so they get out all their sexual/social/financial frustrations on the Interweb. Those with keyboard muscles usually have no job/hobby/significant other/family, therefore have all the time in the world to pick pointless fights with intelligent contributors to society.

They usually cannot spell to save their lives, and will try to insult you with everything they can think of. (which usually isn't anything that makes sense, AT ALL.)

The best way to deal with those morons with Keyboard muscles? Kill'em with kindness. It may sound sooo cliche, Just try it! It works everytime. You want to actually get to them? be the nicest you can be. ;) I'm pretty sure it overloads them blows their empty little heads up.

- We also see these types of muscles show on other things, like XboxLIVE- although known by other names. Please see: Xbox Live Dick
HaX0r.N3wB.pwner: lyk omg, u iz sucha fag bitch go die u stupit azz ho... u realy r dum u kno dat? I;ll slitt yur fekin throat n00b!!!!!1

Me: Wow, calm down honey. You are so right... I am such a noob. Can I feel your Keyboard Muscles? :)

HaX0r.N3wB.pwner: wtf r u tlkin about it doezt make sentss!!! I hatee u!!!!1
Keyboard Muscles by ooh-La-Lauren December 2, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012