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Key holder 

a term for someone who holds the key(s) to another's chastity device. Most commonly, a man is placed in a device and their lover (be them male or female, but most commonly female) teases, caresses, drives crazy and generally tests and shockingly abuses the power that is controlling someone's ability to orgasm.
When dealing with a key holder, the circumstances varied; there was an orgasm quota for a time (which usually equalled 15 to 1; fifteen for her, one for me) and later a whole month without any release from the space-aged plastic cell. During this time most of my kink came to the forefront; I became very good friends with Bunny's strap-on and other funny stories.
Key holder by Carmenator October 22, 2008
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chuck key holder 

Another name for the opening of the alimentary canal. see also balloon knot, wizards sleeve, leather donut
After years of begging and emotional blackmail, our lass still won't let my whanger near her chuck key holder!
chuck key holder by Cheesey February 13, 2004

Do Not Apply To Be A Key Holder At A Retail Store Because Of Angel Jose Robles Knowing The Meaning Of Their Name Is "'Hellstrom'" <Name`~`Choice> 

Do Not Apply To Be A Key Holder At A Retail Store Because Of Angel Jose Robles Knowing The Meaning Of Their Name Is "'Hellstrom'" <Name`~`Choice>
Do Not Apply To Be A Key Holder At A Retail Store Because Of Angel Jose Robles Knowing The Meaning Of Their Name Is "'Hellstrom'" <Name`~`Choice>
An employee, usually a more senior and experienced one, who is entrusted with the keys necessary to open or close the business. Keyholders generally earn a wage premium, and may be "fast-tracked" to management positions, but can also be called at any hour of the night if an emergency arises and the business needs to be opened unexpectedly. They may also face greater danger as they usually work either early mornings or late nights, and may be the only employee at the business at those times.
Joan liked working alone, and the extra money really helped, but eventually she asked to be replaced as the keyholder because she didn't like taking the bus home after midnight.
keyholder by Alucienna August 2, 2010

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026