A very small town in Wisconsin where everyone is cousins and hardly anyone leaves. All guys either drive a truck or a tractor and will stay in a relationship for a whopping 2 weeks at a time. And everyone is better at beer pong than writing an objective summary.
"I was in Kewaunee, Wisconsin today."
"How was that?"
"Well everyone was drunk and related, how do you think it was?"
"How was that?"
"Well everyone was drunk and related, how do you think it was?"
by theodorefinchandvioletmarkey March 6, 2017
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