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Kettlethorpe High school is situated in Wakefield, England in the kingdom of yorkshire, it is one of the largest schools in the Wakefield area it has a high pass rate of 86% C+. Although this is a surprise as the majority of the students are thoughtless chavs that were shaving in primary school and had lost their virginity before that. Despite this Kettlethorpe excels at the sports it takes up especially dogging....

The only crimes that are committed in the school are breaking the toilet door locks and leaving bloody shit n piss in the toilets.

It also has the two worst mini buses ever created that conceal five years worth of rubbish stockpiled in holes in the back of seats which are used by pupils on school trips.
Geoffry: Hey did the cricket game agaisnt the oinks from kettlethorpe high school go awlroight?

Tibbles: oh yes swimmingly! but i dare say some one left a hell of a lot of bloody fecal matter in the lav!

Sports Teacher: Ok every one time for weekly dogging sesh, trousers down were taking the minibus down the back alley!
by Defender of heavy metal October 28, 2009
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The home of many intellects and retards. Many balled teachers work here. This is a place where, as a child, you must avoid at all costs! Especially the cellar where a Gaz might be lerking. Watch out for a certain β€˜Hunter’. Could be referred to as Sketty Ketty.
I went down Ketty (Kettlethorpe Highschool) and I saw a lot of chavs. I decided to go home after that.
by Jack1236 August 10, 2018
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Kettlethorpe High-School is apparently one of the best public schools in Wakefield, according to OFSTED.

When visiting 'Sketty-Ketty' ,as the locals call it, you will have the length of your skirt checked immediately by a bald fella' who has been accused of noncery on multiple occasions, he will then proceed to take your planner by force, regardless of the fact if you don't have one; as is the way of Gaz Mellor.

The school is riddled with wannabe chavs and roadmen that will head to the local area known as "Fag-end"to chain smoke cigarettes to give the early onset of lung cancer, as it is trendy within British culture.

SHIT AND PISS EVERYWHERE IN THE BOYS TOILETS I TELL YA!!!!!
Sketty-Ketty is pro'er filled with chavs, wouldn't want my kids going there.,

Garreth Mellor is a fat nonce.

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by Mr Hunter's Left Ankle February 22, 2019
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