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Kerword

The lamest sayings possible to man.
Some kerwords include but are not limited to:
What the H?
Cool your jets
I brought the whole gang
I cannot fathom that
I have the coolest background out of all of you, I got ironman and war machine on my background
by mitchellryan888877 October 27, 2010
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keyword-ese

The term refers to people who search stuff only in keywords, and not in full sentences.

An example of how a person using keyword-ese would look something like this: Mole butt cancer
Whilst a person who googles in full sentences would do it like this: can the mole on my butt be a sign of cancer?
Guy: Why’s your search history so weird?
Girl: Oh I search in keyword-ese.
Guy: No, not that. I was referring to the midget porn.
by Åh nå October 27, 2019
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Keyword Whore

A person who adds unrelated tags to his or her work on the Internet. Often considered a variant of attention whore, due to the attempts at inviting a larger public to look at that person´s work or profile.
Jen is a keyword whore because she uses Dingodile as a search tag, but he does not appear in her pictures.
by Lalapalalapaza September 23, 2008
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keywordbookmarks

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AOL Keyword

Logic-minded shortcut function of the popular internet browser America Online. Over 50,000 exist and each one typically defies and escapes the logic of the AOL customer, much to the chagrin of the AOL Customer Care Consultant on the other end of the phone.
Customer: "How do I change my billing information? I tried AOL Keyword "Modify My Financial Information" and nothing came up!

Customer Care Consultant: "Umm... Did you try AOL Keyword "Billing"?

Customer: "Ohhhhhhh!"

Customer Care Consultant: *sigh*
by The Majestik Moose August 3, 2005
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AOL Keyword

Used in a conversation to emphasize a point.
"I don't think she knows yet."
"AOL keyword: 'yet'."
by Houman July 5, 2005
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Keyword spam

The act of spouting relevant sounding words in an attempt to give the impression one actually knows what the fuck they are talking about.

Does not work against people who actually know what the fuck you are talking about.
Matt: Can you explain this Java thing to me?
Bullshit Bob: Well the class function method abstraction is inherited by the extension of subclass private main method encapsulation.
Matt: Sounds like keyword spam to me.
by suckedoffonaferry June 13, 2012
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